hey dipshits, it's Wednesday

ill said:
I agree with this.

I don't fuckin trust drivers down here.
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Word. I'd be nervous as hell riding a bike on the street. All it takes is one momentary lapse of concentration by a driver, and you're roadkill.
 
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ill said:
oh man, that's awkward. Can you imagine if he was pissed? You'd have to find a client that pays in chickens.
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she had one that paid in her eggs.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Word. I'd be nervous as hell riding a bike on the street. All it takes is one momentary lapse of concentration by a driver, and you're roadkill.
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I've seen some dudes on road bikes absolutely booking it and I'm like. "all it takes is one idiot driver and that biker is ded"
 
gobucks0409 said:
You're the boss. Do what you want
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even I have a boss... multiple in fact.

The CEO, and collectively the other owners need to vote a super-majority of the shares to fire me.

And there's the image thing of junior PMs viewing time sheets with my designation of 2020 vacation in 2021. Yeah, I know, time sheets are fucking annoying. I keep lobbying for a "Whatever the fuck I want" designation for my non-billable time, but I'll settle for "business development".
 
kobesgame said:
If they don’t let it carryover, delegate the project to them.
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The funny part is, we're all in the same boat, but it's a game of chicken to see who is going to bring it up first.
 
RoyMunson said:
The funny part is, we're all in the same boat, but it's a game of chicken to see who is going to bring it up first.
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there is way too much chicken talk in today's thread...
 
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Murray killed rabbit last week
 
I use prune juice to flush out my system.
 
ill said:
I've seen some dudes on road bikes absolutely booking it and I'm like. "all it takes is one idiot driver and that biker is ded"
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There are lots of people that bike on this narrow highway I drive on everyday. Makes me nervous as hell. No shoulder and the speed limit is 55 with lots of blind turns during corn growing season.

All it takes is me glancing in the rear view to see what my kids are doing and....splat.
 
Who let corky in here?
 
Guy Incognito said:
Oh, fantastic #stealthbrag that you live amongst the richies.
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kobesgame said:
There are lots of people that bike on this narrow highway I drive on everyday. Makes me nervous as hell. No shoulder and the speed limit is 55 with lots of blind turns during corn growing season.

All it takes is me glancing in the rear view to see what my kids are doing and....splat.
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I wouldn't think someone would want to bike on a road covered in horseshit.
 
PnkPanther said:
well, they were thrown at your window

I'm pretty sure you had a story of your house getting egged
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You’re right. I forgot about that. I still contend it was probably neighborhood kids.
 
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