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gobucks0409 said:
Over 25 on a bike is pretty fucking fast....
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I mean, I wasn't clocking him, but he went through faster than any car I had seen go through the hood. Had to be over 25.
 
ill said:
I mean, I wasn't clocking him, but he went through faster than any car I had seen go through the hood. Had to be over 25.
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25 is about what triathlon pros average on the bike, FWIW
 
gobucks0409 said:
25 is about what triathlon pros average on the bike, FWIW
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regardless, my neighborhood has a lot of blind turns...I was a little worried.

only one getting hurt on my talking bike is me!
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I topped 60 MPH on skis last winter. That's fucking cooking.
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a friend of mine has an app on her phone that tracks her speed. I forget what her top speed was though...
 
ill said:
a friend of mine has an app on her phone that tracks her speed. I forget what her top speed was though...
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Those apps are awesome. I use three of them.

If she's a decent skier, I bet her top speed was 35 mph.
 
Fish said:
Can they bench 350?
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Haha, saw a post bitching at Gov Dewine that baby wipes shouldn't be limited to one package/person.





Pssst..... The store implemented dat
 
gobucks0409 said:
25 is about what triathlon pros average on the bike, FWIW
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i doubt this person was about to hop off and swim in a lake and then go for a run, might have been cruising at 50 mph just focusing on the one discipline.
 
Bender said:
i doubt this person was about to hop off and swim in a lake and then go for a run, might have been cruising at 50 mph just focusing on the one discipline.
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I estimate that Gunner trots at 4-5 mph so that's how fast I ride my bike.

Brakes on both wheels to slow him down.
 
gobucks0409 said:
Haha, saw a post bitching at Gov Dewine that baby wipes shouldn't be limited to one package/person.





Pssst..... The store implemented dat
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Bet she didn't like having Google install a COVID sensor on her phone, either.
 
Speaking of dogs and chickens. I had a german shepard that was a chicken serial killer. Took him to my mil house,and she had tons of chickens. He was all good until we went in for dinner.

That fucker killed half a dozen chickens in that time. I walked him around and beat his ass at every kill site. Oh yeah, he also had to climb a chain link fence kennel to get to them.

So about a year later we went there again, and she said to bring the dog, and things would be fine. So reluctantly, we did. Locked up the dog, and chickens, go in for dinner. I look out the window and see the fucking dog running across their property.

Run outside, and he is just slinking around. I put him on his leash and start walking him around looking for carnage. He was terrified, and I knew he did something. Couldnt find shit.

So we go home, and i go work the next day. Im at work for about an hour, and my phone rings. Its my wife screaming," THE FUCKING DOG IS BARFING CHICKEN PARTS UP ALL OVER THE PLACE!" Feathers, feet,heads, everything. That dumb fuck ate 2 entire chickens, from head to toe.

So i didnt teach him to not kill,just hide the evidence, briefly
 
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