hey dipshits, it's Wednesday

[Peter Gozintite]

It's worth it. I'll throw into a go fund me if you promise to send pictures.

Western Horse Miniature Leather Saddle 5" Seat Decoration Novelty Color Choice | eBay

MINIATURE DECORATIVE WESTERN HORSE SADDLE. THIS MINI SADDLE HAS A 5" WESTERN SEAT. ACTUAL SADDLE SIZE: 8.5" LONG X 9" TALL. ADORABLE NOVELTY GIFT DECOR IDEA. WHITE FLEECE UNDERSIDE. QUALITY 100% GENUINE LEATHER CONSTRUCTION.

www.ebay.com

Just ship it right to his house all gift wrapped.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

That's a Fish level burn right there

How about you ski that nose of yours up his ass a little more

You should get yourself a t-shirt that says "I don't know what's going on."

 

[kobesgame]

Minnesota, apparently.

Fucking idiots.

 

[ill]

You should get yourself a t-shirt that says "I don't know what's going on."

I have no idea where I'd get one of those

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Fucking idiots.

For being in Minnesota?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

What, do you stuff it in your vagina? Maybe with some frozen pizza dough in it?

JFC dude

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Minnesota, apparently.

Its practically still August there

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

JFC dude

No, not Jesus. Kobes.

I somehow fucked in my pizza dough last Wednesday night.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

They are here!

You are seriously all jazzed up about socks?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

No, not Jesus. Kobes.

Them prairie women have no regard for social mores

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You are seriously all jazzed up about socks?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

 

[Bender]

I have a midget in my neighborhood, that tells people his name is Shorty. The funniest shit, is he has a big ass Rottweiler, that he walks, that I wish I could get him a little saddle for. The dogs head is higher than his, and it half ass drags him a little, and his little legs have a hard time keeping up, and then he yells at it, and it turns around and licks his whole fucking face, and then goes back to dragging him, and he walks him almost everyday around 8am, and if I am home I watch him over my wall or the window, and laugh like a tard.

I should feel bad, but I its one of my guilty pleasures, and I love it.

 

[MTVike]

Having a bed delivered/constructed right now. Stupid fuckers keep going outside for pieces and leaving the goddamn door wide open when they come back in. It's like 35 degrees outside right now. In what world is it okay to just leave a door ajar in 35-degree weather?

Just finished the fix up on mine.

Next to hang a mirror and some curtain rods.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Eww... Condoms are gross

This.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Look at 'em tryna look all bad. About as funny as fukstick Dole

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

This reminds me; based on his features, don't you think Cee Lo Green is a giant midget?

 

[Me]

Awwww yeah. I know what I'm doing for lunch tomorrow.

Didn't know about a sandwich place with roast pork and cheese steak.

 

[Me]

One of our breweries is offering "beer bonds"

Might have to buy one

 

[kobesgame]

Had a hearing via telephone scheduled at 3:30. At 3:27 we got an email changing it to a Zoom hearing. I've never moved faster than I did trying to get a dress shirt/suit coat on than when I got that email.

Plus, I sort of think the judge was just fucking with me because she's a friend of mine from law school and she commented on a post I made last week about doing a teleconference wrapped up in a blanket while eating a gyro. Apparently she's got all the jokes.