Hit a deer coming back from Waffle House...

[Proud_Okie]

Sucks about your car. Deer is fucked I assume?

Proper fucked.

 

[TigerBait1971]

Tow truck has come and gone.

Probably should change my underwear now.

 

[White Knight]

Tow truck has come and gone.

Probably should change my underwear now.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Tow truck has come and gone.

Probably should change my underwear now.

Tow trucks must really excite you.

 

[beardown07]

you're basing this on what?

how do I "don't know shit about meat"?

Well, any retard would tell ya, that a hit deer is generally inedible, so unless you're @Dole ver 2.0, ima call bullshit.

 

[outofyourmind]

 

[ill]

Well, any retard would tell ya, that a hit deer is generally inedible, so unless you're @Dole ver 2.0, ima call bullshit.

first off, you are taking my joke pretty far. I don't actually expect him to drag the deer out of the ravine.

and second, I have known multiple people who have butchered deer they have killed with their car.

 

[beardown07]

first off, you are taking my joke pretty far

and second, I have known multiple people who have butchered deer they have killed with their car.

Ahh...it was just a joke, that you're still vehemently defending.

I stand by my assertion. You've never even had venison, and you don't know anyone that hit and butchered a deer.

You are a slightly more entertaining GiGi.

 

[TigerBait1971]

My oldest daughter was in the car.

Even if I was dumb enough to consider eating a deer that had stomach guts and bile smashed into the meat, I wouldn't say "hold on honey, let me go grab Bambi and load her in the back"

 

[ill]

Ahh...it was just a joke, that you're still vehemently defending.

I stand by my assertion. You've never even had venison, and you don't know anyone that hit and butchered a deer.

You are a slightly more entertaining GiGi.

who the fuck has never had venison?

and yea, in high school, my dad and I loaded a deer into his grand wagoneer and brought it to a butcher.

 

[beardown07]

Meat gets spoiled in deers hit by cars due to organ damage. Typically not great eating.

He was just joking, dude, but not joking, cuz he has friends that have done it.

 

[beardown07]

who the fuck has never had venison?

and yea, in high school, my dad and I loaded a deer into his grand wagoneer and brought it to a butcher.

Well, you and your Dad are fucking retarded.

 

[ill]

My oldest daughter was in the car.

Even if I was dumb enough to consider eating a deer that had stomach guts and bile smashed into the meat, I wouldn't say "hold on honey, let me go grab Bambi and load her in the back"

well seeing that your Honda wasn't driveable and you needed to get a tow, I wouldn't expect you to load it in your car.

 

[ill]

Well, you and your Dad are fucking retarded.

the venison was fine, no organs were damaged

 

[Wild Turkey]

My oldest daughter was in the car.

Even if I was dumb enough to consider eating a deer that had stomach guts and bile smashed into the meat, I wouldn't say "hold on honey, let me go grab Bambi and load her in the back"

Missed learning experience.

 

[beardown07]

the venison was fine, no organs were damaged

 

[williewilliejuan]

It’s like none of you have seen that documentary “Tommy Boy” to find out what happens when you put a deer in your car after hitting it.

 

[williewilliejuan]

 

[packerzrule]

Meat gets spoiled in deers hit by cars due to organ damage. Typically not great eating.

The inner back straps still would have been good. Not much of an effort to get them out.

 

[fordman84]

Well, any retard would tell ya, that a hit deer is generally inedible, so unless you're @Dole ver 2.0, ima call bullshit.

You can spoil the meat with a gut shot, so hitting it is gonna do way worse.