Hit a deer coming back from Waffle House...

Yeah, there is a lot of damaged meat with a roadkill, but there is always some good meat, too. You'll have to butcher to find out. Don't keep the bad meat. Easy, peasy.
 
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SlinkyRedfoot said:
WTF?!

I would knock a tooth outta that fuckin' deer.
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lesson learned: don't approach a young buck in rutting season while you are on your period
 
White Knight said:
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The effects of deer antler velvet extract or powder supplementation on aerobic power, erythropoiesis, and muscular strength and endurance characteristics - PubMed

To determine the effects of deer antler velvet on maximal aerobic performance and the trainability of muscular strength and endurance, 38 active males were randomly assigned in a double-blind fashion to either deer antler velvet extract (n = 12), powder (n = 13), or placebo groups (n = 13)...
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Going back to salvage this and send to Coach Brian Kelly
 
ill said:
lesson learned: don't approach a young buck in rutting season while you are on your period
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Why do you think it's a "young" buck? haha


You don't know anything about deer so just shutup faggot!


Ill trying to convince the board he's a great deer hunter!
 
Bayou Tiger said:
Why do you think it's a "young" buck? haha


You don't know anything about deer so just shutup faggot!


Ill trying to convince the board he's a great deer hunter!
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never said I was a hunter, but I know enough

sounds like you're the one trying to do the convincing here
 
ill said:
never said I was a hunter, but I know enough

sounds like you're the one trying to do the convincing here
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I don't need to convince you of anything. You don't matter...at all.
 
TigerBait1971 said:
Launched that fucker like 15 feet into the air spinning like a helicopter.
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Last time I came close to hitting a deer I was in my Audi S4.

I saw the deer and slowed down. It started moving back to the roadside so I sped up a bit. Then it changed it's mind and darted out towards me.

I thought for sure I was going to hit it when it leaped up over my right front quarter panel and disappeared over my windshield.

Next I saw of it was it's rear legs in my drivers side mirror as it made a perfect landing on the pavement behind me.

No contact at all.
 
Kburjr said:
Probably a year and a half.
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seems pretty young to me

but Tigger seems to know these things...probably by the size of the buck's "horns".
 
Hank Kingsley said:
Last time I came close to hitting a deer I was in my Audi S4.

I saw the deer and slowed down. It started moving back to the roadside so I sped up a bit. Then it changed it's mind and darted out towards me.

I thought for sure I was going to hit it when it leaped up over my right front quarter panel and disappeared over my windshield.

Next I saw of it was it's rear legs in my drivers side mirror as it made a perfect landing on the pavement behind me.

No contact at all.
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closest I came I was driving my Nova to the restaurant I worked at in high school and I saw one jump out in front of me. I just missed it, but I saw the drivers side headlights on the car in the lane coming towards me go out...that would not have been good for my baby.
 
ill said:
closest I came I was driving my Nova to the restaurant I worked at in high school and I saw one jump out in front of me. I just missed it, but I saw the drivers side headlights on the car in the lane coming towards me go out...that would not have been good for my baby.
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Your baby?
 
I have a friend with a 1980 Firebird Formula (the 400CI Olds engine in it) he's had since new.

When he had had it for less than a year he was heading to Long Beach (on Vancouver Island) and was about 5 minutes out of town as he left when he nailed a doe.

His car had those rubberish front bumpers which took a lot of impact but there was gore and damage. So he turned back to a gas station to clean it up a bit.

He was hosing off the mess and some guy walking by asked what he'd hit.

Paul replied, "I shouldn't speed in school zones I guess."

The guy was an off duty RCMP read him the riot act about joking about such matters.

Car was exactly like this. He still has it today.

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ill said:
seems pretty young to me

but Tigger seems to know these things...probably by the size of the buck's "horns".
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That you don't know they are called that by hunters is telling. It tells us hunters you haven't got a single clue about anything to do with hunting or deer.

I guess you never heard the phrase "You can't eat the horns?". Of course you didn't....little sissy.
 
Kburjr said:
Yeah, there is a lot of damaged meat with a roadkill, but there is always some good meat, too. You'll have to butcher to find out. Don't keep the bad meat. Easy, peasy.
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No such thing as “bad meat”. There’s “eating“ meat and “grind up, stuff in a tube sock for fucking” meat.
 
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