Hit a deer coming back from Waffle House...

Kburjr said:
Hush now. There are things that these city boys don't need to know.
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My Parrain who is 89 years old and still sets lines and fishes and hunts said when he was younger and he pulled back into the landing after being on the water a game warden would always be there to check him for anything and try to catch him poaching.....he said he always had to make sure every light worked on truck, trailer and boat....all licenses were up to date....everything in order...no illegal game or over limit on anything!


He said now the game warden helps him trailer the boat and load his shit...never asking him for anything or even checking his game. Hahaha Times have changed!
 
Bayou Tiger said:
My Parrain who is 89 years old and still sets lines and fishes and hunts said when he was younger and he pulled back into the landing after being on the water a game warden would always be there to check him for anything and try to catch him poaching.....he said he always had to make sure every light worked on truck, trailer and boat....all licenses were up to date....everything in order...no illegal game or over limit on anything!


He said now the game warden helps him trailer the boat and load his shit...never asking him for anything or even checking his game. Hahaha Times have changed!
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I've only been checked twice. Once, a random fishing license check and another time when I had 3 sets of deer legs sticking up above the bed of my truck. But I was completely legal. On my way to a processor with tagged and registered deer.
 
Kburjr said:
I've only been checked twice. Once, a random fishing license check and another time when I had 3 sets of deer legs sticking up above the bed of my truck. But I was completely legal. On my way to a processor with tagged and registered deer.
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You pay somebody to process your deer?
 
Missing deer report from North Pole. Cupid was to be back from vacation tonight.
 
Kburjr said:
I've only been checked twice. Once, a random fishing license check and another time when I had 3 sets of deer legs sticking up above the bed of my truck. But I was completely legal. On my way to a processor with tagged and registered deer.
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Once in Alaska my roommates went hiking and thought they caught some deer poachers only to find out it was legal to hunt deer where they went hiking. We went back and harvested the kill because the hunters that shot the buck couldn't find their kill. Only time I could say we bagged a deer without firing a shot....
 
There aren’t 10 of you guys I don’t consider fags. And when I hear one of the none queers pays people money to handle a meat grinder, it makes me fucking sad.

We’re fucked as a species.
 
broncosmitty said:
Excuses, excuses.

Wtf!?!
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That season I personally killed 5 deer in 6 days. Of the 3 in my truck only one was my kill. One was my wife's and the other from a hunting buddy. Too many deer to cut up during hunting season.
 
Kburjr said:
Early firearm season. I already had 2 bow kills hanging in the shop.
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I got checked on a fishing license once when I was in my twenties. You know what I did? I fucking ran.

Bought one for the first time last fall. Felt like I shot myself in the face and didn’t die.

I’d rather go to prison than pay money to “be able to fish”.

never again.
 
broncosmitty said:
I got checked on a fishing license once when I was in my twenties. You know what I did? I fucking ran.

Bought one for the first time last fall. Felt like I shot myself in the face and didn’t die.

I’d rather go to prison than pay money to “be able to fish”.

never again.
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Mine are free now.
 
Kburjr said:
That season I personally killed 5 deer in 6 days. Of the 3 in my truck only one was my kill. One was my wife's and the other from a hunting buddy. Too many deer to cut up during hunting season.
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Those cocksuckers aren’t gonna get another dime from me.

And neither am I. And I charged $200 to process a deer this year. Cuz I don’t want to do it for anyone but myself.

One guy thought I’d care he was donating the meat. I charged his ass $300. Cuz he likes killing things and being done with it.
 
broncosmitty said:
Those cocksuckers aren’t gonna get another dime from me.

And neither am I. And I charged $200 to process a deer this year. Cuz I don’t want to do it for anyone but myself.

One guy thought I’d care he was donating the meat. I charged his ass $300. Cuz he likes killing things and being done with it.
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Since I don't deer hunt anymore, it is a non-issue for me. I quit because I couldn't do the work, not wouldn't. Butchered a lot of deer in my life.
 
Kburjr said:
Since I don't deer hunt anymore, it is a non-issue for me. I quit because I couldn't do the work, not wouldn't. Butchered a lot of deer in my life.
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I haven’t “hunted” since I before I had a drivers license.

Never once had a firearm license. Not one time.

I could kill a half dozen with a slingshot from my front porch. Dumbest animal I’ve encountered in NA that isn’t milked commercially.
 
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