Hit a deer coming back from Waffle House...

broncosmitty said:
I haven’t “hunted” since I before I had a drivers license.

Never once had a firearm license. Not one time.

I could kill a half dozen with a slingshot from my front porch. Dumbest animal I’ve encountered in NA that isn’t milked commercially.
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Kill the first one and see how dumb the rest are.
 
Kburjr said:
Kill the first one and see how dumb the rest are.
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Dumber.

I’m staring at a dozen racks here in my garage. None of em died on account of me hitting em with rifle bullet.

I’ve never killed a rat. They move too quick.
 
Kburjr said:
Can't eat the horns.
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Not that big on eating the meat tbh. It’s gross. Dry, stringy and gamey. It’s jerky meat. Back straps aren’t that much better. It’s still venison.

But I’ve totaled enough vehicles to be done wanting to kill them that route.
 
broncosmitty said:
Not that big on eating the meat tbh. It’s gross. Dry, stringy and gamey. It’s jerky meat. Back straps aren’t that much better. It’s still venison.

But I’ve totaled enough vehicles to be done wanting to kill them that route.
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Damn, where do you 'ganders learn to cook? Venison is fine vittles.
 
Kburjr said:
Damn, where do you 'ganders learn to cook? Venison is fine vittles.
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Nope.

it’s a field rat. That sometimes eats twigs and sticks, cuz whatever.

You can put in a field plot, leave corn standing, throw out carrots, they’ll eat twigs and branches. They’re dumb af.

Dumbest wild animal I’ve ever been around. They could disappear and my life would be better off. Crop prices would drop, but yield would increase and I could drive home in peace 24-7.
 
broncosmitty said:
Nope.

it’s a field rat. That sometimes eats twigs and sticks, cuz whatever.

You can put in a field plot, leave corn standing, throw out carrots, they’ll eat twigs and branches. They’re dumb af.

Dumbest wild animal I’ve ever been around. They could disappear and my life would be better off. Crop prices would drop, but yield would increase and I could drive home in peace 24-7.
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One in every crowd
 
I could source 200lbs of that meat with a baseball bat and a lawn tractor every spring.
 
broncosmitty said:
There aren’t 10 of you guys I don’t consider fags. And when I hear one of the none queers pays people money to handle a meat grinder, it makes me fucking sad.

We’re fucked as a species.
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Bayou Tiger said:
My Parrain who is 89 years old and still sets lines and fishes and hunts said when he was younger and he pulled back into the landing after being on the water a game warden would always be there to check him for anything and try to catch him poaching.....he said he always had to make sure every light worked on truck, trailer and boat....all licenses were up to date....everything in order...no illegal game or over limit on anything!


He said now the game warden helps him trailer the boat and load his shit...never asking him for anything or even checking his game. Hahaha Times have changed!
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Sounds like they make a cute couple
 
All these people saying "get the deer for meat" dude just had The All Star, he ain't thinking about more food
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
God's been good to me. And I fucked more white chicks deeper harder and longer than you.
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Have at er

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