Hit a deer coming back from Waffle House...

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this is gonna sound strange to you but one of the reasons I love living in Vegas is it has a big city feel without all the people. I grew up in Boston and it was wall to wall people. Vegas has all the amenities of a big city but only has 2M people in the whole valley. I’ve travelled to Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, etc and I enjoy the differences in culture those places have with Boston. In fact, some of them i like better than Boston. But I’m a city kid. While I enjoyed traveling to those more rural areas I wouldn’t be happy living there full time but I certainly “get” why others would.
 
Oh ok, well, hey, a tacoma or a ridgeline is more than enough truck for that, right? I mean, you're practical dude. No need to waste gas on a full-size truck if you dont need to, no?
He’d still need somewhere to sit in the garage and get drunk. Without a boat, it would be the bed of the truck. He needs room to stretch out.

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Oh ok, well, hey, a tacoma or a ridgeline is more than enough truck for that, right? I mean, you're practical dude. No need to waste gas on a full-size truck if you dont need to, no?
He's obviously worried about others thinking he has a small penis
 
He’d still need somewhere to sit in the garage and get drunk. Without a boat, it would be the bed of the truck. He needs room to stretch out.

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I mean, I'm not trying to boast, but Master Shake is just the best. Hilarious show.
 
Moral of the story....Don't Hit a Deer and post it on a message board unless you want hear about Dole screwing white fatties.

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Oh ok, well, hey, a tacoma or a ridgeline is more than enough truck for that, right? I mean, you're practical dude. No need to waste gas on a full-size truck if you dont need to, no?
I got within 1-2 mpg between a colorado, a 2500 hd duramax, a1500 gasser, and a ram cummins dually. This 2010 silverado 1500 4x4 we have now does the worst of all at 16 mpg with the 4.8 v8.
 
He's obviously worried about others thinking he has a small penis
Yet you have small truck AND small penis. Don't argue I could have said no penis.
 
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