Holy Crap Bobby Petrino Just Became The aTm Offensive Coordinator

TheReal_NU said:
All I heard was
Blah, blah, blah, ATM for Champs next year.
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Brad Pitt Band GIF
 
fordman84 said:
Please note none of the people in this thread saying that we are back or are offseason champs are me.
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To be fair Petrino is a shitty person but this is a great hire IMO. The man can coach offense no matter how much of an asshole he appears to be. If jimbo’s offense can’t make it with him, I’m not sure who it’ll make it with.
 
ralphiewvu said:
To be fair Petrino is a shitty person but this is a great hire IMO. The man can coach offense no matter how much of an asshole he appears to be. If jimbo’s offense can’t make it with him, I’m not sure who it’ll make it with.
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He's not hired to babysit my kid, so I love the hire.
 
Texas A&M just loves lighting money on fire. They are the Saudi Public Investment Fund of CFB. They just throw money all over the place and they just hope the shit sticks.
 
NewPhoneWhoDis said:
Texas A&M just loves lighting money on fire. They are the Saudi Public Investment Fund of CFB. They just throw money all over the place and they just hope the shit sticks.
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If it works…

Uh.


Never mind.
 
fordman84 said:
and?
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Normally I'd say -- Props to a school doing it. But seeing as the last full season Texas A&M finished with less than 2 losses, RC Slocum was the coach, they played in the SWC, Bill Clinton was president and 'The Sign' by Ace Of Bass was the #1 song in the country.

I'm guessing they need to figure out a new strategy, because what they are doing isn't working.
 
TheReal_NU said:
If it works…

Uh.


Never mind.
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It is hilarious -- imagine how pissed the boosters have to be? They keep shelling out money and A&M continues to be mediocre. I'd say at some point they will run out of money to hand out, but the oil business (just like the Saudi's) and a license to print money.
 
NewPhoneWhoDis said:
Normally I'd say -- Props to a school doing it. But seeing as the last full season Texas A&M finished with less than 2 losses, RC Slocum was the coach, they played in the SWC, Bill Clinton was president and 'The Sign' by Ace Of Bass was the #1 song in the country.

I'm guessing they need to figure out a new strategy, because what they are doing isn't working.
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And we are spending money to try. so... what's your issue?
 
Wild Turkey said:
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Bobby Petrino Joins Texas A&M: REPORT

Bobby Petrino is reportedly returning to the SEC with Texas A&M. The former Arkansas coach will be the OC for the Aggies.
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Jimbo Fisher is finalizing a deal to hire Bobby Petrino as
@AggieFootball ’s OC and Petrino will take over play-calling duties, sources tell ESPN. Petrino, one of the top offensive minds in football, was briefly OC at UNLV after spending last three seasons at Missouri State.

Sorry @Peter Gozintite UNLV will just have to find another guy.
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I was having issues responding to your post. Fuck petrino.
 
NewPhoneWhoDis said:
It is hilarious -- imagine how pissed the boosters have to be? They keep shelling out money and A&M continues to be mediocre. I'd say at some point they will run out of money to hand out, but the oil business (just like the Saudi's) and a license to print money.
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Not pissed at all. We keep shelling out money. Oil isn't most of our booster money, you must be thinking of Oklahoma state.
 
fordman84 said:
And we are spending money to try. so... what's your issue?
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I have no issue at all, as I couldn't care less how A&M finishes, but if I were a fan -- I'd be livid, as they are obviously do ALOT wrong, as you guys haven't won anything in a long, long time.
 
NewPhoneWhoDis said:
I have no issue at all, as I couldn't care less how A&M finishes, but if I were a fan -- I'd be livid, as they are obviously do ALOT wrong, as you guys haven't won anything in a long, long time.
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Ok. Well we are going to keep throwing money at the problem, like all schools do since I'm not aware of any P5 coaches who are pro-bono, and see how things work out. Ok with you?
 
LOL @ Bitch ass Barry
 
fordman84 said:
Ok. Well we are going to keep throwing money at the problem, like all schools do since I'm not aware of any P5 coaches who are pro-bono, and see how things work out. Ok with you?
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Works for me. If you have any insiders -- tell them to hire me -- I'll take half what they are paying Jimbo and I can help you guys win 7,8 games a year, no problem.
 
NewPhoneWhoDis said:
Works for me. If you have any insiders -- tell them to hire me -- I'll take half what they are paying Jimbo and I can help you guys win 7,8 games a year, no problem.
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I like tOSU fans better when you were missing the playoffs.
 
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