Holy Thursday Thread

RubinRock said:
Got an email from someone asking if I would like to relocate to Indiana for work. Not only is that a no for me dawg, but I'd rather cut my dick off with a butter knife than ever move to Indiana
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the crossroads of america

truck stops and cracker barrels as far as the eye can see
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Lick my balls, you muppet.
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hungry dog GIF by Badass BK
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I drove through Indiana yesterday. People must get injured there like it's their job. 97% of the billboards in the state are for injury lawyers.
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You're apparently not counting cracker barrel billboards and the billboards trying to convince you to not just drive thru the god awful state but move there
 
PnkPanther said:
You're apparently not counting cracker barrel billboards and the billboards trying to convince you to not just drive thru the god awful state but move there
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Ever driven through Auschwitz Indiana?
 
Cold as fuck, but Deuce still started track last night. They put about 40 minutes in before calling it. Looks to be about one more week of cold/wet spring and then hits the warm-up.
 
In-laws came to watch the kids when we were in Vegas with my parents. They decided to stay through Easter weekend. So I decided to work from the office the rest of the week. They are driving me nuts.
 
kobesgame said:
In-laws came to watch the kids when we were in Vegas with my parents. They decided to stay through Easter weekend. So I decided to work from the office the rest of the week. They are driving me nuts.
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that sounds awful, I too would go to work
 
PnkPanther said:
that sounds awful, I too would go to work
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"Oh, we'll leave you alone all day."

10 minutes later someone is asking me what books I've been reading or telling me about what they need to return at the mall.
 
kobesgame said:
In-laws came to watch the kids when we were in Vegas with my parents. They decided to stay through Easter weekend. So I decided to work from the office the rest of the week. They are driving me nuts.
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Also, slick humblebrag on having a house big enough for two more adults to live with you for a week.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Also, slick humblebrag on having a house big enough for two more adults to live with you for a week.
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Well, Lil' Kobe is sleeping on the floor in the office, my FIL is sleeping on the couch in the basement, and my MIL is in Lil' Kobe's bed.

Nothing like @SlinkyRedfoot who has in-laws who just live with him full-time in the guest house.
 
kobesgame said:
Well, Lil' Kobe is sleeping on the floor in the office, my FIL is sleeping on the couch in the basement, and my MIL is in Lil' Kobe's bed.

Nothing like @SlinkyRedfoot who has in-laws who just live with him full-time in the guest house.
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My in-laws moved out a few months ago! So fucking nice to have the house back. It had been over five years. . .
 
kobesgame said:
"Oh, we'll leave you alone all day."

10 minutes later someone is asking me what books I've been reading or telling me about what they need to return at the mall.
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Must be real distracting from your online posting
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
My in-laws moved out a few months ago! So fucking nice to have the house back. It had been over five years. . .
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I'd have jumped off the roof by then.

Mr. Kobe texted me from across the room last night and said "They never stop fucking talking and wanting to chat."
 
kobesgame said:
In-laws came to watch the kids when we were in Vegas with my parents. They decided to stay through Easter weekend. So I decided to work from the office the rest of the week. They are driving me nuts.
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Glad you didn't take your kids to Vegas.

Slinkette has a friend whose parents took their family to Vegas for spring break. What a vile place to take children.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Glad you didn't take your kids to Vegas.

Slinkette has a friend whose parents took their family to Vegas for spring break. What a vile place to take children.
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Saw so many kids. What a waste of a trip to Vegas. A lot more difficult to get blackout drunk until 5am. And they don't have kids menus at the restaurants I want to try when there.
 
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