HooplaNation Mania '24

[Brutus]

I lost a chance at $1,050 on my Longhorns natty bet.
I lost $5 to a guy on tonight’s game.
I lost my Pickems Mania lead.
I lost my avi for a week to that asshat.
I lost everything.

After Mack Brown, Texas was listless there for a while. You guys finally got a coach who can recruit his ass off and is pretty good at play calling too. It hurts to get close and not win, but yall should be proud of back to back CFP semifinals. The program will continue to build. You should have hope of an upgrade at QB next season. Texas is back baby!

 

[Tin Man]

Don’t think I’ll catch you, @Jon Deaux

 

[Tin Man]

I lost a chance at $1,050 on my Longhorns natty bet.
I lost $5 to a guy on tonight’s game.
I lost my Pickems Mania lead.
I lost my avi for a week to that asshat.
I lost everything.

Eat some cheese

 

[SoonerC]

@ELTEXAN why didn’t you hedge that natty bet?

 

[ELTEXAN]

@ELTEXAN why didn’t you hedge that natty bet?

Fuck hedging. I’m a man. I’m fiddy!!!

 

[Tin Man]

Whippersnappers..,

 

[ELTEXAN]

Whippersnappers..,

Eat your porridge and go to bed, abuelito

 

[Tin Man]

Eat your porridge and go to bed, abuelito

Split logs with a sledge and wedges, then get back to me, wus.

 

[SoonerC]

You guys get out of my domain

 

[Tin Man]

You guys get out of my domain

Your team joined the SEC. Learn to live with it.

 

[SoonerC]

Tonight is the night!

 

[SoonerC]

@ELTEXAN I almost changed my pick to ND but I couldn’t do that to you.

 

[ELTEXAN]

@ELTEXAN I almost changed my pick to ND but I couldn’t do that to you.

I had to pick ND because I’m behind, and I’m behind to a Sooner only because I forgot to change my pick to Navy vs the Sooners, which I completely intended to do. IRONY!!

 

[GhostRider]

 

[SoonerC]

I had to pick ND because I’m behind, and I’m behind to a Sooner only because I forgot to change my pick to Navy vs the Sooners, which I completely intended to do. IRONY!!

Well don’t think I picked against Texas because I was behind, that was your bad!

 

[ELTEXAN]

I would have won this shit if I remembered to change my pick to Navy vs OU. What a dunce.

 

[Jon Deaux]

1. @SoonerC ................ 840
2. @GhostRider ............ 808
3. @ELTEXAN ................. 799
4. Jon Deaux .................. 790
5. @Red_Alert ............... 743
5. @TaikoTiger .............. 743

2024 Bowl Mania Champion

SoonerC

A job well done! Congratulations!

 

[Jon Deaux]

Now for the payouts

1. @SoonerC ................ 25,000
2. @GhostRider ............ 20,000
3. @ELTEXAN ................. 15,000
4. Jon Deaux .................. 10,000
5. @Red_Alert ............... 5,000
5. @TaikoTiger .............. 5,000

Ain't fucking with no tie breaker

 

[Jon Deaux]

Submitted.

 

[Tin Man]

@Jon Deaux
Thanks for doing this. You bested me by 51 points.