Hot as Fuck Friday

ill said:
a little surprised you don't carry a flask with you
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Guy we were playing against in league last night was having a terrible time. Gave him a pull from my flask which is designated "for medicinal purposes only". He goes, "Thanks, that was just what I needed."
 
Good morning shitheads.

Finally a free weekend. No baseball, marching band, color guard, football, or basketball. I may sit on the couch for like 60 straight hours.
 
kobesgame said:
Good morning shitheads.

Finally a free weekend. No baseball, marching band, color guard, football, or basketball. I may sit on the couch for like 60 straight hours.
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color guard? what is this, 1975?
 
I hate bitches that book Friday afternoon meetings. Double so when I've already told them their project isn't happening. It's like a final parting shot for this thing that is getting axed, a last "fuck you" from the sponsor.

Trying to figure out what tasty animal to cook this weekend. Thinking I'll do smash burgers this weekend.
 
And stop me if you have heard this one...pools are a money-suck. Been having a good run the last couple of hours with nothing breaking on it, but seems the light has a short in it now. Traced it to between the jumper and the light, so only recourse is to replace it.

Or not swim at night. Thinking that is the winner.
 
ill said:
I had a Sconnie Old Fashioned last night...made with brandy instead of bourbon or rye...

it wasn't great
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Wisconsin old fashions are horrible

Brandy and sprite

GTFO
 
Probably good the diner had no booze. Boss called me, figured it would happen since everyone else is off today. Micromanager if there ever was one.
 
PackJason said:
It's confirmed that mud ducks don't know how to make a Wisconsin OF.
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doesn't matter what soda you put in it, it's not right

old fashioned should be whiskey, sugar, and bitters
 
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