Poll How do you wear your ball cap?

Preferred ball cap style

  • On backwards

  • Flat brim

  • Folded brim

  • I wear kanga hats like its 1999

  • My head is too big for a hat because of potato salad addiction


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Chaco flip flop straps are not adjustable

but also, my fiance threatened to leave me if I ever wore Chacos...she specifically called them out...I don't know why
I feel like to wear those you have to be extremely pale, over the age of 50, and in a foreign land
 
I feel like to wear those you have to be extremely pale, over the age of 50, and in a foreign land
are we talking Teva-style sandals now?

those need to be worn specifically with socks
 
are we talking Teva-style sandals now?

those need to be worn specifically with socks
I just googled Chacos and they have an ankle strap and look like something old white tourists would wear.
 
Chaco flip flop straps are not adjustable

but also, my fiance threatened to leave me if I ever wore Chacos...she specifically called them out...I don't know why
I promise you they are. They pull to tighten or loosen.

Now I can’t help you with your pussy whipped problem you are just going to have to grow a pair.
 
I just googled Chacos and they have an ankle strap and look like something old white tourists would wear.
They are freaking awesome for boats, walking around in water and the beach. Plus they have arch support.
 
Excited John Cena GIF by WWE


9 pages?!?

Damn, y'all found so much to say about a fucking hat?

If you wear a baseball cap backwards for any other reason than... "you did so to peer into a telescope or a view finder on a camera".

Outside of a necessity to view something that the hat bill is obstructing at the moment, there is no valid excuse to turn it backwards to wear. Once the task that required the bill to be turned out of the way is complete, you should return the hat bill to it's correct location...in the front, blocking the sun from getting in your eyes.

If you turned it backwards thinking it made you look "cool" then you are not "cool" at all and are in fact a dumb idiot that doesn't comprehend what the "bill" on a hat was designed to do...keep the fucking sun out your eyes.

<rant complete>
 
They are freaking awesome for boats, walking around in water and the beach. Plus they have arch support.
I get the same from my slide in Reefs, but without the self-hate.
 
Excited John Cena GIF by WWE


9 pages?!?

Damn, y'all found so much to say about a fucking hat?

If you wear a baseball cap backwards for any other reason than... "you did so to peer into a telescope or a view finder on a camera".

Outside of a necessity to view something that the hat bill is obstructing at the moment, there is no valid excuse to turn it backwards to wear. Once the task that required the bill to be turned out of the way is complete, you should return the hat bill to it's correct location...in the front, blocking the sun from getting in your eyes.

If you turned it backwards thinking it made you look "cool" then you are not "cool" at all and are in fact a dumb idiot that doesn't comprehend what the "bill" on a hat was designed to do...keep the fucking sun out your eyes.

<rant complete>
nah bro, this thread has been ALL OVER the place. :suds:
 
This is one of those threads that centuries from now eArcheologists will dive into in order to understand how the people of our time think.


And their conclusion will be that we are all retarded.
 
Chaco flip flop straps are not adjustable


One of the first things you see when entering their site...

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Looks like they are in fact adjustable. Once again @ill posts a comment like he is an authority on something he obviously hasn't got a clue about.

Much like his lies about being an engineer and even him having a GF is suspect...who would date that clown?!?!?
 
Please remove the stickers from your cap. Thank you.
 
Excited John Cena GIF by WWE


9 pages?!?

Damn, y'all found so much to say about a fucking hat?

If you wear a baseball cap backwards for any other reason than... "you did so to peer into a telescope or a view finder on a camera".

Outside of a necessity to view something that the hat bill is obstructing at the moment, there is no valid excuse to turn it backwards to wear. Once the task that required the bill to be turned out of the way is complete, you should return the hat bill to it's correct location...in the front, blocking the sun from getting in your eyes.

If you turned it backwards thinking it made you look "cool" then you are not "cool" at all and are in fact a dumb idiot that doesn't comprehend what the "bill" on a hat was designed to do...keep the fucking sun out your eyes.

<rant complete>
hatfail.jpg
 
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