"how is it the first Monday in November?" morning thread

I was hoping to avoid it altogether by playing volleyball. But apparently the gym is a polling place, so no games. Boo.
You are gonna give up just like that? Bullshit!

Now I would like to tell you a story about a man named John Henry that beat a steal driving machine but I dont have time. So you take a stand like the Kobe I know, march right in there and pull the fire alarm!
 
I went to Arby's (input Simpsons gif) for lunch. First time in a while I've done that
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I don't hate Arbys. I'm not saying it's good, but Buffalo chicken slider, RB slider, and curly fries is ok quick lunch
 
I don't hate Arbys. I'm not saying it's good, but Buffalo chicken slider, RB slider, and curly fries is ok quick lunch
Mixed field greens. Light Balsamic. Grilled chicken breast. Apple.
 
Mixed field greens. Light Balsamic. Grilled chicken breast. Apple.
I see your lunch and raise you roasted red pepper hummus and cauliflower tortilla chips with sea salt
 
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One what????


WHAAAAAAAAAAAT???????
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I was trying to reply to @Sportsguy, then got all confused, and replied to you instead, with a witty response about Estes Park. Which obviously made no sense.

Unable to find the delete button, I panicked and edited the post to "1", since blank is not allowed.


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I was trying to reply to @Sportsguy, then got all confused, and replied to you instead, with a witty response about Estes Park. Which obviously made no sense.

Unable to find the delete button, I panicked and edited the post to "1", since blank is not allowed.


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Really???

And what pray tell were you going to say about Estes Park???
 
My mom has been very political recently, bit annoying


Me: no place has perfect weather, except maybe southern California but too many people and too expensive

My mom starts ranting, eventually says everyone is leaving, no one wants to live there

Me: hmm, well if everyone leaves it probably be pretty cheap to move there, might not be so bad


My mom didn't know how to respond to that
 
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It was intended for @Sportsguy, who might live there, but probably does not.

Too late now!

Do you have snow there today? Are the Elk roaming about?
He does not live there. What if I told you it was a nice sunny 65 degrees?
 
My mom has been very political recently, bit annoying


Me: no place has perfect weather, except maybe southern California but too many people and too expensive

My mom starts ranting, eventually says everyone is leaving, no one wants to live there

Me: hmm, well if everyone leaves it probably be pretty cheap to move there, might not be so bad


My mom didn't know how to respond to that
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Anyone seen or heard from @kobesgame ? She was getting schnockerd with another mom on Friday
Friday? I went to the garden center and got takeout for the family on Friday.

Did get relatively schnockered Saturday night though.

Yesterday we went axe throwing. First babysitter since January. Thought axe throwing would be dumb, but it was actually pretty fun.
 
Friday? I went to the garden center and got takeout for the family on Friday.

Did get relatively schnockered Saturday night though.

Yesterday we went axe throwing. First babysitter since January. Thought axe throwing would be dumb, but it was actually pretty fun.
Axe throwing?

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