How much Christmas Shopping do you have left ???

[Illustrious Potentate]

How long does it take to drive from Deliverance to South Dakota?

If you drive straight through with minimal stops, 20 hours. I’m gonna go a bit of a roundabout way and go through the Badlands. Property we hunt borders both Nebraska and the Rosebud Sioux reservation

 

[moxie]

I once stopped on the side of I-20 in South Carolina between Augusta and Columbia because I saw a USPS box on the side of the road that was taped shut. Cut it open and there was a big ole turd and toilet paper in it. Guess a trucker couldn’t hold it until the next truck stop

Fuggin' bastard! See @huskers1217 ? Don't ever accuse me of not sending you a gift again. Can't blame me for issues that arise in-transit!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Fuggin' bastard! See @huskers1217 ? Don't ever accuse me of not sending you a gift again. Can't blame me for issues that arise in-transit!

Should have told me. I could have delivered it for you

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

If you drive straight through with minimal stops, 20 hours. I’m gonna go a bit of a roundabout way and go through the Badlands. Property we hunt borders both Nebraska and the Rosebud Sioux reservation

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I drove through it and Pine Ridge last year. Ain’t skeered, though that has to be the closest thing to a third world slum as there is in the US

 

[outofyourmind]

@Hank Kingsley
I know you don't hate Christmas, so are you done shopping yet??

 

[moxie]

Should have told me. I could have delivered it for you

Probably would've put a pretty "bow" on it, too.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Why would you put a return address on a package of poop?

Contact tracing

 

[DragonFromTo]

Just buy him something that you like. Maybe it will inspire him to pick up a hobby. Or even better- eventually give the gift back to you since he can’t use it

I think this was a Big Bang Theory episode, "The Vajankle Re-Gifting"

 

[moxie]

I think this was a Big Bang Theory episode, "The Vajankle Re-Gifting"

I'm not a goddamn nerd! I don't watch that shit!


what's a vajankle? a 'giner that's so beat up, it hangs to the ankles? They put that on network TV?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I'm not a goddamn nerd! I don't watch that shit!


what's a vajankle? a 'giner that's so beat up, it hangs to the ankles? They put that on network TV?

 

[moxie]

Pffft. He's here now. Just blew all the leaves off the stairs and made my dog lose her mind in the process. Jesus ain't my friend.

 

[huskers1217]

Fuggin' bastard! See @huskers1217 ? Don't ever accuse me of not sending you a gift again. Can't blame me for issues that arise in-transit!

tell @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) just to put kitty litter in amazon box. when its time to change it. box it up and put it on your front porch.. someone will take it away....

 

[DragonFromTo]

I'm not a goddamn nerd! I don't watch that shit!


what's a vajankle? a 'giner that's so beat up, it hangs to the ankles? They put that on network TV?

I actually don't watch it either, I just know enough about how they title the episodes to make elaborate jokes

And no, I wasn't referring to a real Big Bang episode (that I know of?). I actually found out about the Vajankle watching another TV show. I don't know if it will crack you up or gross you out, or both (the item, not the show).

 

[moxie]

I actually don't watch it either, I just know enough about how they title the episodes to make elaborate jokes

And no, I wasn't referring to a real Big Bang episode (that I know of?). I actually found out about the Vajankle watching another TV show. I don't know if it will crack you up or gross you out, or both (the item, not the show).

Okay, okay! Lemme guess!!

Umm... some kind of jewelry for the ladybits? A real fancy one - like this:

 

[DragonFromTo]

Okay, okay! Lemme guess!!

Umm... some kind of jewelry for the ladybits? A real fancy one - like this:

 

[DragonFromTo]

Okay, okay! Lemme guess!!

Umm... some kind of jewelry for the ladybits? A real fancy one - like this:

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www.sinthetics.biz

Click if you dare

 

[moxie]

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www.sinthetics.biz

Click if you dare

Wha?! Yeah, I am clearly not winning any imagination titles any time soon.



Also- why would you go in through the top? Seems like it would make more sense to go in through the heel so you don't have a severed limb on your hands, but what do i know?

 

[williewilliejuan]

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www.sinthetics.biz

Click if you dare

What in the actual fuck is that? I mean, I’d stick my dick in it, but I wouldn’t be proud about it.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Wha?! Yeah, I am clearly not winning any imagination titles any time soon.



Also- why would you go in through the top? Seems like it would make more sense to go in through the heel so you don't have a severed limb on your hands, but what do i know?

I don't know how I should take that you seem to expect me to know. I'm just the jester here, not the foot pervert