How much Christmas Shopping do you have left ???

[DragonFromTo]

What in the actual fuck is that? I mean, I’d stick my dick in it, but I wouldn’t be proud about it.

"Here, here, have a look!"

 

[PeoplesChicken]

ALL

 

[PeoplesChicken]

OF

 

[PeoplesChicken]

IT

 

[moxie]

"Here, here, have a look!"

Dang. That's some next level Rex Ryan shit! So many questions!
1. Why does the bald mexican guy have an australian accent?
2. Is that dark shadow under that chick's armpits HAIR?!

 

[CorpRebel]

I'll get a strobe light next year.


That was always great.

NO lava lamp??

 

[Kburjr]

How long does it take to drive from Deliverance to South Dakota?

Long time, $5

 

[Hank Kingsley]

@Hank Kingsley
I know you don't hate Christmas, so are you done shopping yet??

I don't shop much.

My daughter in Vancouver does most of it.

I just fill out lists.

And they are getting harder and harder to fill out.

Don't need much.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

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www.sinthetics.biz

Click if you dare

Mr Inbetween!

 

[Kburjr]

We give cash. My grandkids have no idea what is.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Dang. That's some next level Rex Ryan shit! So many questions!
1. Why does the bald mexican guy have an australian accent?
2. Is that dark shadow under that chick's armpits HAIR?!

1. He doesn't answer questions
2. I believe it is. She's quite a catch.

Mr In-Between. I can't recommend it enough. It's pretty short too.

 

[RoyMunson]

maybe 20% done.

 

[temptresstoo]

Zero. Zilch. Nada.

I do Christmas shopping, entirely online, roughly within one week before Christmas.

 

[outofyourmind]

roughly within one week before Christmas.

Good luck with that.

 

[Tomhusker]

Main gifts are done.
Every year my wife gives a "goofy gift" to everyone. From funny squeeze toys, to nerf rifles or super soakers. Something different every year. I think it was rubber dart guns last year.
They're kinda corny, but everyone loves trying to figure out what they may be every year.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Just got done w 3 bdays. I don’t even know what to begin looking at for Christmas.

Similar here, our daughter's birthday is in November, gotta get that out of the way before we can start thinking about Krimmins

 

[outofyourmind]

roughly within one week before Christmas.

Good luck with that.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I once stopped on the side of I-20 in South Carolina between Augusta and Columbia because I saw a USPS box on the side of the road that was taped shut. Cut it open and there was a big ole turd and toilet paper in it. Guess a trucker couldn’t hold it until the next truck stop

Yep...that's I-20 for ya

 

[Gatorchip]

I’m a cheap fucker and behind on Christmas shopping by about 15 years

 

[Dolemite censored]

Okay, okay! Lemme guess!!

Umm... some kind of jewelry for the ladybits? A real fancy one - like this:

For the lady bits? That would require some serious labia piercings...