How to talk about balls with your online friends

[Peter Gozintite]

...a lot further away than my deathday. Just donate it to the needy...I already have one.

...a scrote that is, haven't had a coin purse.

...yet.

You should change your av before you die.

 

[occupant]

You should change your av before you die.

But why tho? Its hilarious.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

You should change your av before you die.

 

[Handicappers]

But why tho? Its hilarious.

What is it from?

 

[occupant]

What is it from?

Watersports video I think....stole it from another poster at another message board.

 

[packerzrule]

 

[PeoplesChicken]

These are weak responses. You pull your pants down and get on the webcam GUNS BLASIN'!

 

[Kburjr]

Some of you young whippersnappers have never actually sat on your own balls. That will get you singing falsetto like Tiny Tim!

It is considered bad form to sit on some else's balls.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

1. Discuss your own balls...it will lighten the mood.

I keep mine freshly shorn.

 

[Kburjr]

I can remember bouncing them off the porch steps for hours.

 

[huskers1217]

8. Politely tell your friend that you and him need to take a trip to Lousiana or Alabama to perfect the Art of T-bagging.

 

[CaptainStubing]

I heard you shouldn't put harsh chemicals on your balls. Can't verify it though.

 

[Mofo]

I keep mine freshly shorn.

Only uncouth barbarians use razors or garden shears to keep their balls aerodynamic and frictionless. Connoisseurs use a liquid chemical hair removal system, such as “Nair”, and then coat the ballage in semi- or high-gloss polyurethane.

 

[RoyMunson]

to shave or not to shave...

 

[fordman84]

I prefer to discuss them in person or via text. Personally I have been a fan of the Rawlings A1030, but our pitchers have been getting fewer blisters with the A1020s

 

[Wood20ks]

My nads are my nads and nunya.......












Nunya damn business......

 

[NU_WTF?]

Got a new seat for my stationary bike, no more numb nuts, that shit was annoying.

So glad I have a place to talk about this

 

[fordman84]

Got a new seat for my stationary bike, no more numb nuts, that shit was annoying.

So glad I have a place to talk about this

can we still call you numbnuts? Asking for a friend.

 

[Kburjr]

can we still call you numbnuts? Asking for a friend.

Once a numbnuts, always a numbnuts.

Allowed.

 

[NU_WTF?]

can we still call you numbnuts? Asking for a friend.

You can but it will no longer be accurate. I feel ashamed claiming titles I don't earn.


Whew such a load off