I am out

Exactly.

The best manifesto's include at least 4 of the following 7 items:

1. An opening statement in which you declare that you are leaving the Hoop forever.
2. Telling us all about how much better the site you were at previously was.
3. Declarations that one or more of the admins/mods are trolls.
4. Instances in which you were unfairly dealt with by one or mods with the reason being that they either don't like your team or are favoring another poster who likes the same team as said mod(s).
5. General declaration that admins/mods abuse their power.
6. A list of grievances about other posters that you don't like who should be banned and have done far worse than you.
7. A declaration that you have not violated any site rules and are being targeted unfairly.

Also, to truly take your manifesto to the next level. You can threaten to sue the Hoop (usually for violating your rights), claim that you are such a computer expert that you will be here under alts that are undetectable and/or that you will simply hack in and shut the site down and there's nothing Hammer or any admins can do to stop you.

Also, while they do happen from time to time, threats/offers to buy the site are not advisable as Hammer may decide to take you up on it.

Okay @Volbound1700 ....there you go, time to fix this.
This brings up a good point. We need a meltdown board where all meltdowns are moved by a Mod for all to view and make fun of. This could easily be one of the most popular and fun boards on any site. I would gladly chip in all my Vbucks for the construction of a new, grand board with which to ridicule all Melters with joy.
 
kick in nuts GIF

Excellent illustration of what Harbaugh does to Ryan Day
 
This brings up a good point. We need a meltdown board where all meltdowns are moved by a Mod for all to view and make fun of. This could easily be one of the most popular and fun boards on any site. I would gladly chip in all my Vbucks for the construction of a new, grand board with which to ridicule all Melters with joy.
Shhhh no one tell him.
 
Are there any OSU fans left since they can't beat Michigan anymore :hide:
Many osu fans are on here ... classy people too. We have our differences, and they are settled on the field (not from the last century). Usually you can see who is sporting an unedited avatar given to then by the winners. Hail to the Victors!!!!
 
I think that I am done with CFB message boards for good after reflection. Thank you to the posters that I had good discussions with. Too much toxicity and I am part of it too. I have been stewing over this sometime.

Good luck everyone.
Brandon De Wilde Quote GIF by Top 100 Movie Quotes of All Time
 
I really thought he would make another appearance this past week with all the schedule hoopla and all.
 
Cmon man. Tennessee fans lol


Internet is full of toxicity if you let it get to you.

Bring on college fuseball. Especially the Beavers and Ducks!
All he needs is a break and he will come back. I do that occasionally on both sites. Sometimes the stupid gets to be too much and I feel the need to back away from it and take some time away. He will be back.
 
All he needs is a break and he will come back. I do that occasionally on both sites. Sometimes the stupid gets to be too much and I feel the need to back away from it and take some time away. He will be back.
Amen to that. Got to take breaks from you tards for sure. ;) Usually when the bitching and crying out weighs the funny.
 
This brings up a good point. We need a meltdown board where all meltdowns are moved by a Mod for all to view and make fun of. This could easily be one of the most popular and fun boards on any site. I would gladly chip in all my Vbucks for the construction of a new, grand board with which to ridicule all Melters with joy.
Will positive meltdowns be included? If my guys ever win more games than they lose I’m going to have a big meltdown!
 
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