I am weak.

Handicappers said:
it was super shredded, like sawdust, and was in a can like Copenhagen. I needed all the help I could get.
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oh I am aware.

but what kind of fatass dips jerky?
 
ill said:
oh I am aware.

but what kind of fatass dips jerky?
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lol, the kind that wants to quit dipping. I didn’t eat it, I sucked the sweet nectar out like DooshGaytor at a dick sucking contest
 
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HammerDown said:
My buddy got the biggest, fattest, strongest cigar he could find when we got off the cruise ship, smoked the whole thing and right before he puked in the bushes said "I think Castro took a shit in my mouth."

I was crying with laughter. :pound:
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yeah I can’t do the big fat cigars. I know my limits. I get the little guys cuz they are perfect for the golf course. Just gimme a little buzz
 
Good for you! When I quit, it was spearmint lifesavers. I went trough bags of those.
 
At least the oral fixation was resolved with sucking on candy
 
Kburjr said:
3 weeks without a smoke but I have developed a serious Toitsie Roll Pop addiction. In need of intervention.
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Hang tough. I am in a similar boat. I stopped when I got Covid in the first week of February.

I haven't developed any tootsie pop addiction or anything like that, but that is better than smoking.
 
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