I banned an asshole for life from a bar last night

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A customer snuck a water bottle full of shine into the bar where I'm a bouncer. He was still buying shots but was also drinking shine, that's a no-no, and he knew the risk when he took it in there.

Why he got banned for life though, on his way out, he wasn't arguing with me or anything, but there were a few old friends that he stopped to talk with before leaving. I then decided to grab him by the shirt near his neck, and he, like the asshole he is, reacted.

I tackled the dude to the ground, but then before I could even throw a punch, I had 3 other bouncers tackle me off of him. My buddies and some people I didn't know cooled the situation down.

I won't press charges, but he's not welcome there anymore.
 
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HammerDown said:
A customer snuck a water bottle full of shine into the bar where I'm a bouncer. He was still buying shots but was also drinking shine, that's a no-no, and he knew the risk when he took it in there.

Why he got banned for life though, on his way out, he wasn't arguing with me or anything, but there were a few old friends that he stopped to talk with before leaving. I then decided to grab him by my shirt near his neck, and he, like the asshole he is, reacted.

I tackled the dude to the ground, but then before I could even throw a punch, I had 3 other bouncers tackle me off of him. My buddies and some people I didn't know cooled the situation down.

I won't press charges, but he's not welcome there anymore.
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I think I know the guy that got banned for life...

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HammerDown said:
A customer snuck a water bottle full of shine into the bar where I'm a bouncer. He was still buying shots but was also drinking shine, that's a no-no, and he knew the risk when he took it in there.

Why he got banned for life though, on his way out, he wasn't arguing with me or anything, but there were a few old friends that he stopped to talk with before leaving. I then decided to grab him by my shirt near his neck, and he, like the asshole he is, reacted.

I tackled the dude to the ground, but then before I could even throw a punch, I had 3 other bouncers tackle me off of him. My buddies and some people I didn't know cooled the situation down.

I won't press charges, but he's not welcome there anymore.
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ohhh how i love a good storybook ending
 
HammerDown said:
A customer snuck a water bottle full of shine into the bar where I'm a bouncer. He was still buying shots but was also drinking shine, that's a no-no, and he knew the risk when he took it in there.

Why he got banned for life though, on his way out, he wasn't arguing with me or anything, but there were a few old friends that he stopped to talk with before leaving. I then decided to grab him by my shirt near his neck, and he, like the asshole he is, reacted.

I tackled the dude to the ground, but then before I could even throw a punch, I had 3 other bouncers tackle me off of him. My buddies and some people I didn't know cooled the situation down.

I won't press charges, but he's not welcome there anymore.
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Did he have long, ya know, Shaggy hair?
 
HammerDown said:
A customer snuck a water bottle full of shine into the bar where I'm a bouncer. He was still buying shots but was also drinking shine, that's a no-no, and he knew the risk when he took it in there.

Why he got banned for life though, on his way out, he wasn't arguing with me or anything, but there were a few old friends that he stopped to talk with before leaving. I then decided to grab him by my shirt near his neck, and he, like the asshole he is, reacted.

I tackled the dude to the ground, but then before I could even throw a punch, I had 3 other bouncers tackle me off of him. My buddies and some people I didn't know cooled the situation down.

I won't press charges, but he's not welcome there anymore.
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I'm sure he deserved it.
 
HammerDown said:
A customer snuck a water bottle full of shine into the bar where I'm a bouncer. He was still buying shots but was also drinking shine, that's a no-no, and he knew the risk when he took it in there.

Why he got banned for life though, on his way out, he wasn't arguing with me or anything, but there were a few old friends that he stopped to talk with before leaving. I then decided to grab him by my shirt near his neck, and he, like the asshole he is, reacted.

I tackled the dude to the ground, but then before I could even throw a punch, I had 3 other bouncers tackle me off of him. My buddies and some people I didn't know cooled the situation down.

I won't press charges, but he's not welcome there anymore.
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You should be a bouncer in Texas. The other 3 bouncers would have been kicking the shit out of that dude right along side you.

Yeah, you'd have more fun in Texas.
 
GNG said:
How about your sex change operation? Did you get a new vagina?
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yes we know you have a vagina. Any “man” that lets his wife and in laws support him....has a large vagina. Congrats on your pussy
 
Handicappers said:
yes we know you have a vagina. Any “man” that lets his wife and in laws support him....has a large vagina. Congrats on your pussy
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But you were the one that talked about getting a sex change operation.
 
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