I BELIEVE

[Kburjr]

Billions Convert To Faith In God After Astros Defeated In Playoffs

WORLD — Billions of people across the globe instantly converted to belief in God after witnessing the utter destruction of the Houston Astros on Tuesday night.

babylonbee.com

 

[oh-jay-bee eighty-one]

Billions Convert To Faith In God After Astros Defeated In Playoffs

WORLD — Billions of people across the globe instantly converted to belief in God after witnessing the utter destruction of the Houston Astros on Tuesday night.

babylonbee.com

welcome to Salvation, brother.

 

[gobigred]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

 

[navamind]

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Creed used to be a Christian band I guess.

Reddit hates both the Astros and Rangers, so I’m hoping the Rangers win. They hate the Astros for “cheating” and they hate the Rangers because they don’t have Pride Night.

Go Rangers