I feel like shit

A man sits in a small kitchen at a small card table and one chair being the only furniture in the room once filled with a family of 4, music playing while breakfast was served with a cat and dog looking in from the glass door leading to the back porch but now, it’s a bare room with only the man, his half empty beer bottle, a single light bulb and refrigerator and not a thing else, it’s all gone, family, furniture, life he once knew.

The man snarls at the beer bottle and says “you did this to me.”

Then, the man’s face softens, his eyebrows raise and he says “aww, did you say you was sorry?” Takes the bottle to his lips and lived happily ever after.

The end
 
Drank a 2oz shot of tequila and 7 beers at the beach yesterday.

Got up and downed a rehydrant and had two amazing breakfast burritos and now I feel fine.

I started doing an experiment earlier this year where I would only drink beer every other time to the beach and compare the overall experience whether drinking or not drinking, including that night and the next day.

I now drink beer at the beach about every third time and that'll slip to probably every fourth time soon.
 
Lot of gayness in this thread
 
Me when the B1G announced they were going to play football after all:

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My liver when the B1G announced they were going to play football after all:

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I'm having a sausage and egg burrito right now slathered in salsa verde.

I'm about to etch porcelain after a couple of these things.
 
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