I got the conch!

[DragonFromTo]

I stuffed my dick into the CD-ROM port of the server and shorted it out last night.

But I put the server into a big bag of uncooked rice overnight and the Chinese Fairies came and fixed it.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Class action time, baby! Where’s that constipational lawyer so I can get all my monies refunded from this shithole third world site? After all the cash I’ve dumped on my memberships, it’s the least I deserve! I want 40 acres and a mule, too!!

@steelerssb, you still got @Thumper's info?

 

[Godstree]

As the first one to return here I am staking my claim to leadership.

Love you @HammerDown !

Oh boy do i have some great stories about my internet time away from this place. Just amazing what's out in the cyber world besides this old place.

New on the bucket list. Going to Mercia and go booting. They have one every Sunday. Why have I not heard of this before?

 

[moxie]

I'm sure that they'll be happy to accommodate you if you just calculate all of it

After crunching the numbers, my guy says roughly eleventy seven quadrillion.

 

[rsw626]

Class action time, baby! Where’s that constipational lawyer so I can get all my monies refunded from this shithole third world site? After all the cash I’ve dumped on my memberships, it’s the least I deserve! I want 40 acres and a mule, too!!

No need to bring your perversions here.

 

[Kburjr]

No need to bring your perversions here.

Needs 40 acres to turn that rig around?

 

[rsw626]

Needs 40 acres to turn that rig around?

I'm not gonna ask what she does with a mule.

 

[KTg8trgrl]

Class action time, baby! Where’s that constipational lawyer so I can get all my monies refunded from this shithole third world site? After all the cash I’ve dumped on my memberships, it’s the least I deserve! I want 40 acres and a mule, too!!

2 mules.. don't settle for less!!!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Wood.

 

[moxie]

2 mules.. don't settle for less!!!

There does seem to be a surplus of ass around here. Dumbass, smartass, jackass…

 

[moxie]

I'm not gonna ask what she does with a mule.

Are mules and donkeys the same thing?

 

[DragonFromTo]

2 mules.. don't settle for less!!!

 

[DragonFromTo]

Are mules and donkeys the same thing?

All I know is that I've had both of them removed from my asshole after an angry date but they required different specialists

 

[DragonFromTo]

There does seem to be a surplus of ass around here. Dumbass, smartass, jackass…

Ass-mar!

 

[Dolemite censored]

As the first one to return here I am staking my claim to leadership.

Love you @HammerDown !

Correction: She got the Conch, and used it to hit some dude upside the head:

Florida Woman Charged With Conch Bonking

MARCH 31--Another unique weapon has been unlocked in the Sunshine State. A Florida Woman, 40, has been charged with felony battery for allegedly attacking a male acquaintance with a deadly weapon, “t

thesmokinggun.com

 

[CorpRebel]

Are mules and donkeys the same thing?

 

[Dolemite censored]

If mules can't reproduce, how do they get born?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Who is running this shit hole?

the Russians

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Oh boy do i have some great stories about my internet time away from this place. Just amazing what's out in the cyber world besides this old place.

New on the bucket list. Going to Mercia and go booting. They have one every Sunday. Why have I not heard of this before?

Did you buy any gently used organs?

 

[occupant]

Did you buy any gently used organs?

Gently used?

Amateurs.