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Texas AD Chris Del Conte says atmosphere at Texas-Oklahoma game is 'nothing like' the Iron Bowl, Cocktail Party

Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte made some interesting comments about how the Texas-Oklahoma rivalry will stack up in the SEC.
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“Have you been to the Red River Rivalry yet?” Del Conte asked Finebaum. “It’s ridiculous. It’s the greatest thing ever. You may talk about the Cocktail Party, the Iron Bowl, it’s nothing like this game."


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Wild Turkey said:
www.saturdaydownsouth.com

Texas AD Chris Del Conte says atmosphere at Texas-Oklahoma game is 'nothing like' the Iron Bowl, Cocktail Party

Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte made some interesting comments about how the Texas-Oklahoma rivalry will stack up in the SEC.
www.saturdaydownsouth.com

“Have you been to the Red River Rivalry yet?” Del Conte asked Finebaum. “It’s ridiculous. It’s the greatest thing ever. You may talk about the Cocktail Party, the Iron Bowl, it’s nothing like this game."


Bammers are gonna Bammer him.
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What does that mean? Fuck them in the ass and then make them bring the potato salad to the family cookout?
 
What a dolt. The only "atmosphere" about the Red river shootout, oops I mean "rivalry", is the state fair. Other than that it's a game that can't be played at a prime time hour because it is literally in the most ghetto shithole part of the city.
 
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fordman84 said:
What a dolt. The only "atmosphere" about the Red river shootout, oops I mean "rivalry", is the state fair. Other than that it's a game that can't be played at a prime time hour because it is literally in the most ghetto shithole part of the city.
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Name me another game where you pay a gangbanger not to destroy your car while it is parked on a stranger’s yard while you spend a shitload of money to fight through crowds to ride mediocre rides staffed by methed out, toothless carnies and follow it up with every manner of fried food known to mankind.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Name me another game where you pay a gangbanger not to destroy your car while it is parked on a stranger’s yard while you spend a shitload of money to fight through crowds to ride mediocre rides staffed by methed out, toothless carnies and follow it up with every manner of fried food known to mankind.
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williewilliejuan said:
Name me another game where you pay a gangbanger not to destroy your car while it is parked on a stranger’s yard while you spend a shitload of money to fight through crowds to ride mediocre rides staffed by methed out, toothless carnies and follow it up with every manner of fried food known to mankind.
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How DARE you talk about Scotty P like that!

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williewilliejuan said:
Name me another game where you pay a gangbanger not to destroy your car while it is parked on a stranger’s yard while you spend a shitload of money to fight through crowds to ride mediocre rides staffed by methed out, toothless carnies and follow it up with every manner of fried food known to mankind.
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the old orange bowl... we did "valet" just to ensure out car wouldn't get fucked up

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I have never had a gang banger mess with my car but years ago I did get back to my car after a game and caught a Texas fan standing on my hood pissing on my windshield. I was HOT. But he was so drunk it wasn't worth getting physical with the guy. We were yelling at him and after he tried to jump off the hood and landed on his side, his friends showed up and helped him to get out of there. He really hurt himself when he hit the ground. To their credit, they were apologizing and one of them gave me $20 to wash my car. OU/Texas: Gotta love it. The hate is off the charts.
 
fordman84 said:
What a dolt. The only "atmosphere" about the Red river shootout, oops I mean "rivalry", is the state fair. Other than that it's a game that can't be played at a prime time hour because it is literally in the most ghetto shithole part of the city.
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ahh yes.. they should move it to Jerry World and make it a primetime game.. call it the SouthWest Classic... oh wait...
 
never been to the cocktail party.. or an iron bowl.. but iron bowl sounds real as shit.. poison the others sacred trees.. even shooting your fellow fan for not caring enough about a loss to the rival..
 
Unless you've been you really can't explain it. Nothing else like it at any level. Probably the greatest single game in all of sports.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Name me another game where you pay a gangbanger not to destroy your car while it is parked on a stranger’s yard while you spend a shitload of money to fight through crowds to ride mediocre rides staffed by methed out, toothless carnies and follow it up with every manner of fried food known to mankind.
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You're only talking about game day. How about all the fights in West End on Friday?
 
:laugh: Game ain’t even got fireworks, can you even imagine being so poor? :pound:

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The gay rodeo happening down the road from it is less gay than the Red River Shootout
 
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