I need some advice guys… this is fucking serious

SlinkyRedfoot said:
Here's my advice; be more funny.

Fuck you, op.
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Hello, I am a member of the Nigerian Royal Family. I am currently being held hostage and need $100,000 to give to my captors. Never mind how I got a cell phone. If you do this, my family will reward you with all the riches your heart desires. Please transmit money soonest, I am in danger. :eyebrows:
 
RobBase said:
Have you tried selling your Nebraska memorabilia? That should be good for $25 or so.
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I used my signed Scott Frost jersey to clean my toilet snake
 
huskers1217 said:
I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do.When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions.I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan from the bank and then put everything on $tuah the second it released.For the first 20 minutes I was in a state of literal euphoria.I was worth tens of millions of dollars and could see the generational wealth being accumulated in front of my eyes;- My parents would have finally, after years, been able to quit their 2nd jobs that they started working in order to allow me to stream from home full-time.- Me and my girlfriend would be able to go on real date nights after over a year of scrounging pennies.- I’d be able to tell my grandmother that she doesn’t have to give me her insulin money so I could buy WoW memberships and RP. And then it all came crashing down.In the span of minutes, I lost everything, tens of millions reduced to tens of thousands.I’m still in a state of shock.I really don’t want to force my 63 year old father to start working a 3rd job, but I see no other option at this point.Fuck you, Hailey Welch.You ruined my life, I hope you rot in prison.

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Sounds like yer gunna have to go downtown and "hawk-tuah" on a lotta thangs
 
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