I think it's great that we can come in and joke around on this message board (look at the results of this pole

). But I have a something serious to say. I really really HATE when people laugh at me. It's the worst feeling in the world. I once punched a classmate because he laughed about joke while sitting next to me (Sorry Rex). Nothing in this universe gets under my skin like people laughing at me. Losers in my life (Parents, friends, school psychologists) have told me to seek professional help over this but they don't understand that's exactly what drives me in life.
Do you think all of this happened on accident? Absolutely not. I wasn't born lucky and I never hit the lottery. It's that drive that gets me to the gym. It's that drive that allows me to bench press 150 pounds multiple times. It's that drive that got the lead attendant job at Dari Mart in Thurston. It's that drive that has allowed me to make OVER 24 bucks an hour. It's that drive that got me a 2 bedroom apartment in downtown Springfield. It's that drive that allowed me to make honor role at Springfield High School once my Sophomore year. It's that drive that allowed me to earn a varsity letter in football 2 years in a row (Started on special teams my senior year).
In short, that is why I'm so attractive, intelligent and successful. And yes, Oregon is a blue blood. Deal with it.