If You Could Resurrect One Player

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So you're a Padres fan huh?

Talk a bunch of fucking shit seemingly every day about Cardinals supposedly using peds with no proof while your young star got BUSTED COLD for peds?
Hilarious!!!!

Wonder why you don't start memes and polls for Tatis Jr?

Come to think of it that prick Machado's got a pretty good sized melon on his shoulders also.
 
So you're a Padres fan huh?

Talk a bunch of fucking shit seemingly every day about Cardinals supposedly using peds with no proof while your young star got BUSTED COLD for peds?
Hilarious!!!!

Wonder why you don't start memes and polls for Tatis Jr?

Come to think of it that prick Machado's got a pretty good sized melon on his shoulders also.
I'm not a Padres fan and don't give a fiddler's flip for either of the two players you mentioned. (sorry, I forgot their names - do they play for the Padres?)

{yawn}
 
Come to think of it that prick Machado's got a pretty good sized melon on his shoulders also.
100% agree. Do you think there are actually people who would loudly and indignantly pretend that he's not 'roiding just because they're a fan of the team? Hard to believe, but those people probably exist. Pretty gross, huh?
 
In case of emergency, use STAIRS!
 
"I hate Matt Stairs" - words never uttered by a baseball fan not named Illustrious "a hole is a hole" Potentate.
 
Rogers Hornsby

Honorable Mentions
Barry Bonds
Babe Ruth
Josh Gibson
 
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