ill's drama-free Monday thread!

[redseat]

Hey, when someone offers to drive I don't decline

 

[redseat]

I'm going to be one of the last people boarding my flight tomorrow morning. Somewhere around C10, I think.

Where you going this time?

 

[redseat]

I was playing with a couple friends in FL, neither of them were real golfers.

dude hits a 5W off the tee, we see it bounce once, then right in the cup

we went crazy

My BILs father has 5 or 6 holes in one....

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Hey, when someone offers to drive I don't decline

Driving becomes nothing once you leave New England

 

[Me]

Where you going this time?

Chiraq, baby

 

[Kburjr]

Chiraq, baby

"Leave your guns at home, son, don't take your guns to town..."

 

[ill]

My BILs father has 5 or 6 holes in one....

my dad had 2 or 3

I will get mine

 

[Guy Incognito]

jakes on you, I almost never make it through an entire minor league game.

Leave in like the eighth inning to avoid getting stuck in a parking lot in the middle of a cornfield.

Can't imagine how many times I would have wanted to blow my brains out leaving Werner Park in Omaha. It's like half surrounded by a cornfield and half surrounded by a gated community with one-lane roads and roundabouts. Would have taken hours to get out of that place.

 

[redseat]

Chiraq, baby

I pray for your safe return

 

[redseat]

my dad had 2 or 3

I will get mine

Yes you will. But for now, like you I'll settle for holing out for a birdie or a par, which I've done so next step is a hole in one

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

4 different paved lots and a couple unpaved lots (aka a clusterfuck) all driving through one lane residential neighborhoods with like 6 roundabouts along the way. Midwesterners have no fucking clue how to operate a roundabout. Would have been hours. It makes entry and exit of Dodger Stadium look like a six lane highway in Wichita

 

[MTVike]

I was playing with a couple friends in FL, neither of them were real golfers.

dude hits a 5W off the tee, we see it bounce once, then right in the cup

we went crazy

I think I mentioned this before, a friend did the same thing.

It was an Orange ball, if that tells you anything.

 

[Me]

I think I mentioned this before, a friend did the same thing.

It was an Orange ball, if that tells you anything.

I grabbed a red ball out of my bag Saturday. I could hardly see it sitting in the middle of the fairway. Should just range those fuckers

 

[Bender]

This kid was crying for like the next 5 innings. The parents even ended up moving her (and with her) to the ADA section of the concourse to make a show of it...and eliminate the two step walk they had from the top row for more snacks...

still, you didn't have to go up and mock him about it.

 

[Kburjr]

4 different paved lots and a couple unpaved lots (aka a clusterfuck) all driving through one lane residential neighborhoods with like 6 roundabouts along the way. Midwesterners have no fucking clue how to operate a roundabout. Would have been hours. It makes entry and exit of Dodger Stadium look like a six lane highway in Wichita

Take it from an old guy. Just wait until the lots empty. No traffic. Wise and experienced.

 

[PnkPanther]

Take it from an old guy. Just wait until the lots empty. No traffic. Wise and experienced.

we always have beer post gopher game, never an issue after that

EDIT: I also rely on a mix of public transportation and Uber/lyft on gopher games, so quantity of beer I drink is irrelevant.

 

[Me]

I hate leading meetings.... Not really a talkative person.


But my meetings are over within 20 minutes, at least.

 

[Bender]

She bought this Navage thing, which she does like, but it hasn't really improved anything that much. Was thinking about seeing if any air purifier deals pop up on prime day.

well I say if the air of good ol america makes one sick, maybe they should get back to steppin to where they came from....

 

[PnkPanther]

my short term assignment ends at end of month, I'll miss the extra $$

There is a job opening I might throw my hat in the ring for, but it's a department/area I don't know much about.

 

[Bender]

Morning. Getting closer to finishing the swingset project. Got the "house" part set up. Hopefully next weekend I will be done. Need to stain it, replace a couple of rotten boards on the roof, and do some more landscaping around the bottom of the house to try and keep it relatively level.

Used the wrong gloves for skinning the grass off the spot where we put the house. Shovel wound up giving me a giant blister on the palm of my hand.

sounds like you should have bought that item featured last week to help butter your corn.