I'm a Man! My BAC is .40! Mike Gundy Talks About Committing DUIs a Thousand Times

Hell, I drove when I shouldn’t have more times than I can remember in my teens and early 20’s.

Hell, I’m probably over the limit every morning on the drive to work
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Hell, I drove when I shouldn’t have more times than I can remember in my teens and early 20’s.

Hell, I’m probably over the limit every morning on the drive to work
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And one little mistake behind the wheel in these conditions can alter your life or someone else's life forever
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I guarantee you I could pass a driving test at .24 no problem. Raise that shit up
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You would fail the nystagmus test every time. It’s an involuntary reaction to intoxication.
 
jjc2009 said:
You would fail the nystagmus test every time. It’s an involuntary reaction to intoxication.
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I ain’t doing the human tricks to be some lowlife leaching off the taxpayer’s hard earned dollar’s dancing monkey on the side of the road. If Barney wants to get froggy, he’ll get bent over and fucked in the ass and there won’t be a damn thing he can do to stop it
 
Kburjr said:
You wouldn't last a week in Wisconsin.
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I’ll do a shot of Everclear for every sissy drink the biggest drinker in Wisconsin wants, and I’ll be ready for karaoke after that limp wrist is long passed out and turned on his side so he doesn’t choke on his own puke
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I’ll do a shot of Everclear for every sissy drink the biggest drinker in Wisconsin wants, and I’ll be ready for karaoke after that limp wrist is long passed out and turned on his side so he doesn’t choke on his own puke
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Son, if you grow up eating a Wisconsin mom's cooking, you would realize that another couple shots helps settle a queasy tummy. The extended truck bed was invented in Wisconsin to haul our empties.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Old people can’t hang. I’ll pass
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I’ll tell you what else old people can’t do. We can’t pass those damn field sobriety test even when we’re 100% sober. Can’t stand on one leg and raise the other one up and hold it for fifteen damn seconds. Hell, I bet a lot of young ‘ens can’t either.
 
Kburjr said:
Son, if you grow up eating a Wisconsin mom's cooking, you would realize that another couple shots helps settle a queasy tummy. The extended truck bed was invented in Wisconsin to haul our empties.
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Y’all can’t even handle straight liquor and give mead as gifts(still bitter about that). Y’all don’t want none from a hillbilly who’s favorite sport was born from moonshiners outrunning the law
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Y’all can’t even handle straight liquor and give mead as gifts(still bitter about that). Y’all don’t want none from a hillbilly who’s favorite sport was born from moonshiners outrunning the law
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Yeah, you southern boys are real good at running.

- William Tecumseh Sherman
 
Kburjr said:
Yeah, you southern boys are real good at running.

- William Tecumseh Sherman
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That coward went after women and children while the men were fighting elsewhere. Truly one of history’s biggest cowards
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Hell, I drove when I shouldn’t have more times than I can remember in my teens and early 20’s.

Hell, I’m probably over the limit every morning on the drive to work
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Yeah, you just don't blast it over the television or the radio like Gumby did.

They gon be repercussions and consequences
 
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