I'm a Man! My BAC is .40! Mike Gundy Talks About Committing DUIs a Thousand Times

Deep Creek said:
I’ll tell you what else old people can’t do. We can’t pass those damn field sobriety test even when we’re 100% sober. Can’t stand on one leg and raise the other one up and hold it for fifteen damn seconds. Hell, I bet a lot of young ‘ens can’t either.
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They got my dad on that once. He had a shaft pin from hip to knee in one leg after a construction accident earlier in life. He walked with a limp and never could stand on that leg by itself. Guess which one the state trooper wanted him to use?
 
Hu War Yu said:
They got my dad on that once. He had a shaft pin from hip to knee in one leg after a construction accident earlier in life. He walked with a limp and never could stand on that leg by itself. Guess which one the state trooper wanted him to use?
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And when he told the trooper that the trooper probably gave it just a “yeah, yeah” and didn’t listen. Law enforcement needs to come up with test that differentiate sobriety from physical inabilities.
 
jjc2009 said:
Someone gave you mead? What did you do to piss them off?
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I have a thread about it somewhere. Every year we do kind of a secret Santa deal with booze at work, except it’s not really a secret who you draw. A couple years ago, my mentor’s son in law who has partied with me numerous times gave me a big bottle of mead. I don’t know what I did to piss him off. The bottle is still unopened in the back of my liquor cabinet. Hell, he could have given me Mr. Boston and I would have eventually drank it

Last year, different guy got me some Lord Calvert. Not my drink of choice, but it got drank
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I have a thread about it somewhere. Every year we do kind of a secret Santa deal with booze at work, except it’s not really a secret who you draw. A couple years ago, my mentor’s son in law who has partied with me numerous times gave me a big bottle of mead. I don’t know what I did to piss him off. The bottle is still unopened in the back of my liquor cabinet. Hell, he could have given me Mr. Boston and I would have eventually drank it

Last year, different guy got me some Lord Calvert. Not my drink of choice, but it got drank
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Maybe take it to a distillery and turn it into brandy.
 
Deep Creek said:
And when he told the trooper that the trooper probably gave it just a “yeah, yeah” and didn’t listen. Law enforcement needs to come up with test that differentiate sobriety from physical inabilities.
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They do. It's called a breathalyzer.

What they need is probable cause to get you to submit to one. Which they can get from failing "sobriety" tests.

I get it that you need to do stuff when there's an accident or a risk to other people's lives, but when they stop you for something flimsy and start asking how much you've had to drink, they're fishing and hoping you make it easy for them.
 
Guy Incognito said:
They do. It's called a breathalyzer.

What they need is probable cause to get you to submit to one. Which they can get from failing "sobriety" tests.

I get it that you need to do stuff when there's an accident or a risk to other people's lives, but when they stop you for something flimsy and start asking how much you've had to drink, they're fishing and hoping you make it easy for them.
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Yes, the tests they do are not that great and are not actually dispositive. Each and every one of them have complications.

With that being said, don't fucking drink and drive. Even if they make your day hell, the breathalyzer and drug tests very rarely lie.
 
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Top Cat said:
Yes, the tests they do are not that great and are not actually dispositive. Each and every one of them have complications.

With that being said, don't fucking drink and drive. Even if they make your day hell, the breathalyzer and drug tests very rarely lie.
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Have you ever tried drunk walking? No that is some dangerous behavior.
 
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