I'm a Man! My BAC is .40! Mike Gundy Talks About Committing DUIs a Thousand Times

Hu War Yu said:
So you were linebacker or DE?
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LB

My last season as I found out that drugs, booze, and girls were a more fun hobby.

I can throw this football over those mountains…..
napoleon dynamite GIF
 
gundy really messed up, again
 
I mean….

Pre Millenium they’d follow you home.

Mike’s a dildo, but let’s be real.


I have a super strong urge to help @PeoplesChicken build his plea deal right now.
 
Elderly people do the exact same thing that drunk drivers do behind the wheel BUT they never sober up yet..drive legal all day long.

That said, it’s America where if one is good then 5 is better and we have to push the limit until things get out of control. We shouldn’t have to have laws to try n force people to be responsible but..

Also @Kburjr is wrong, those truck beds are for loading cases stacked 3 deep & 3 high after the Wisconsinites empty the keg after about 30 minutes. I’ve been there done that with em.
Nobody drinks beer like them , southerners are better with dark liquor, moonshine ect. But not beer.
 
It’s a wonder Gundy withstood his mess up a few years ago. He had to take a pay cut over that one. I’m sure he figured out how to get it back though.
 
CoalTrain said:
Elderly people do the exact same thing that drunk drivers do behind the wheel BUT they never sober up yet..drive legal all day long.

That said, it’s America where if one is good then 5 is better and we have to push the limit until things get out of control. We shouldn’t have to have laws to try n force people to be responsible but..

Also @Kburjr is wrong, those truck beds are for loading cases stacked 3 deep & 3 high after the Wisconsinites empty the keg after about 30 minutes. I’ve been there done that with em.
Nobody drinks beer like them , southerners are better with dark liquor, moonshine ect. But not beer.
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Yep. Many moons ago Wisconsin played in the Sun Bowl and a Badger alum friend of mine took me to meet some of his friends that came down. All of them were large people and could drink a ton of beer. They became fascinated with Tecate in cans and lime/salt on the lid.
 
CoalTrain said:
Elderly people do the exact same thing that drunk drivers do behind the wheel BUT they never sober up yet..drive legal all day long.

That said, it’s America where if one is good then 5 is better and we have to push the limit until things get out of control. We shouldn’t have to have laws to try n force people to be responsible but..

Also @Kburjr is wrong, those truck beds are for loading cases stacked 3 deep & 3 high after the Wisconsinites empty the keg after about 30 minutes. I’ve been there done that with em.
Nobody drinks beer like them , southerners are better with dark liquor, moonshine ect. But not beer.
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We like our dark liquor made with grapes not corn or rye. Maybe some blackberry in our brandy.
 
I visited Wisconsin during the dark days of Badger football. At a tailgate outside of Camp Randall stadium, I was alarmed by the number of teenaged girls sporting 34Cs or better (hormones in the milk?). Longtime locals advised me to not miss the band’s pregame, halftime, and 5th quarter. If I had to pee, go while the game was underway. Barry may have changed that later on. Jump Around wasn’t a thing when I was there.
 
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