I'm drunker'n a football bat

Third night in a row we had lighting and thunder storms.

 
So tonight was my Wifes 25y HS reunion. She had a lot of anxiety about it. She wasn't that popular (400 person class) and knew one other person going. She's not a big drinker but pregamed anyway and didn't eat. Once we were the she had 3 glasses of wine in a couple hours then decided to eat. I think everyone knows where this is going. 1/2 hour later I was wearing her hors d'oeuvres (so was she) and walking her out to car. Had to pull over a couple times on the way home. Was able to make sure the kids didn't see her. Got her a shower and to bed.

Just a shoutout to all the significant others (mostly wives I'm sure) who never receive credit for being a drunken mess in this thread.


Ps im looking forward to all the miliage I get out of tonight.
 
HammerDown said:
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Excited Ric Flair GIF
 
Yeah, Saturdays Bama vs Texans game, I drank like a fish. Too drunk to text my Texas people to tell them what a great game that their team played. Going to take care of that right now
 
BadMotoWeazal said:
Yeah, Saturdays Bama vs Texans game, I drank like a fish. Too drunk to text my Texas people to tell them what a great game that their team played. Going to take care of that right now
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And too hungover yesterday too?
 
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