I'm ready for spring wednesday

His 2nd time with frozen penis lol
Lots of WTF to unpack there. I don't know about you, but frostbite on the package would cause me to do a lot of reevaluating both my chosen sport and the precautions that I'm not taking that other, non-frostbit dongs are getting.
 
I thought I would be sad about this but I am not really missing baseball much
We had thought about flying down to Florida this year for a week to catch some ST. Guess we still could go, but it's not easy to get excited about spending a couple hundo to fly down and watch some guys who will probably be playing at the minor league park 20 minutes away from the house this summer.
 
We had thought about flying down to Florida this year for a week to catch some ST. Guess we still could go, but it's not easy to get excited about spending a couple hundo to fly down and watch some guys who will probably be playing at the minor league park 20 minutes away from the house this summer.
Getting to a spring training game was always a bucket list item for me. We planned a trip to AZ last spring that just happened to coincide with the last week of ST so I took a game in
 
Getting to a spring training game was always a bucket list item for me. We planned a trip to AZ last spring that just happened to coincide with the last week of ST so I took a game in
Yeah, was thinking into it a lot, and then those dildos decided to lock the players out.
 
Lots of WTF to unpack there. I don't know about you, but frostbite on the package would cause me to do a lot of reevaluating both my chosen sport and the precautions that I'm not taking that other, non-frostbit dongs are getting.
I mean, I have battery-heated socks for skiing. There has to be SOMETHING they can do to protect the junk. Maybe just wrap it up with that tape some of the skiers were using on their face? Some gauze? A sleeve?
 
We are on the backside of all that now. Will have some cold days and some snowy days, but in general the weather is warming and the sunlit hours are growing. It's all good.
if there is a blizzard in april, you'll be the first person I text to bitch about it
 
I mean, I have battery-heated socks for skiing. There has to be SOMETHING they can do to protect the junk. Maybe just wrap it up with that tape some of the skiers were using on their face? Some gauze? A sleeve?
I find it best to just stay in the chalet and have an old fashioned
 
I mean, I have battery-heated socks for skiing. There has to be SOMETHING they can do to protect the junk. Maybe just wrap it up with that tape some of the skiers were using on their face? Some gauze? A sleeve?
I'd think that those Hot Hands type products would be appropriate to slide in between a later of clothes somewhere around his junk.
 
I'd think that those Hot Hands type products would be appropriate to slide in between a later of clothes somewhere around his junk.
i'll have to bring some hot hands to curling tonight. Good call
 
We are on the backside of all that now. Will have some cold days and some snowy days, but in general the weather is warming and the sunlit hours are growing. It's all good.

I hope all is well your way

But yes..we are nearly out of winter...thank god
 
We are on the backside of all that now. Will have some cold days and some snowy days, but in general the weather is warming and the sunlit hours are growing. It's all good.
Not looking forward to springing ahead & losing an hour of sleep.
 
Some random guy was walking past our neighborhood and yelled out "big ole titties" just now. :laugh:

The funniest part was immediately after some guy did "woohooo!" :pound:

Workaholics.
 
I am midwest born and raised. But I love love the heat! The hotter the better. When I was in AZ last year them 90 degree days felt just fine

Are you Greek? My Greek buddy grew up in Cleveland then lived in upstate NY forever before moving to Sedona. He’s Greek, and is the same way. Loves the heat.
 
Are you Greek? My Greek buddy grew up in Cleveland then lived in upstate NY forever before moving to Sedona. He’s Greek, and is the same way. Loves the heat.
No Scotch-Irish-German

I just feel better in the heat
 
I mean, I have battery-heated socks for skiing. There has to be SOMETHING they can do to protect the junk. Maybe just wrap it up with that tape some of the skiers were using on their face? Some gauze? A sleeve?
long johns?
 
I mean, I have battery-heated socks for skiing. There has to be SOMETHING they can do to protect the junk. Maybe just wrap it up with that tape some of the skiers were using on their face? Some gauze? A sleeve?
Maybe ask The Red Hot Chile Peppers guy.
 
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