Is there a more annoying group of people in the world than scratch off junkies?

Was coming out of Demos one night with a bunch of leftovers and a fat homeless dude we saw harassing people outside the whole time interrupts our conversation to ask what I have in the bag.

"Since you just saw me walk out of a restaurant and I'm carrying a plastic bag full of styrofoam containers, if you had to take a wild guess, what would you guess I have in this bag?"
dildos.
 
Was coming out of Demos one night with a bunch of leftovers and a fat homeless dude we saw harassing people outside the whole time interrupts our conversation to ask what I have in the bag.

"Since you just saw me walk out of a restaurant and I'm carrying a plastic bag full of styrofoam containers, if you had to take a wild guess, what would you guess I have in this bag?"

Oh oh I know this one


legos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Part of US Capitol on lockdown
 
Good work if you can get it I guess. They should be ashamed
It’s not surprising. As a favor to my grandpa I stood at an intersection with a bucket taking donations for his friend’s campaign for county sheriff. There was minimal signage and I was dressed in my normal clothes. I got 400 bucks in maybe 3.5 hours(well, the campaign got it) and the candidate’s granddaughter who looks a whole lot better than I do nearly cleared a grand. Part of me was saying I just need to stand here every Saturday morning. I was maybe 17 then
 
It’s not surprising. As a favor to my grandpa I stood at an intersection with a bucket taking donations for his friend’s campaign for county sheriff. There was minimal signage and I was dressed in my normal clothes. I got 400 bucks in maybe 3.5 hours(well, the campaign got it) and the candidate’s granddaughter who looks a whole lot better than I do nearly cleared a grand. Part of me was saying I just need to stand here every Saturday morning. I was maybe 17 then
Put her in some Daisy Dukes and she bags a couple 'o grand!
 
This is how to do it in "polite" society... :dhd:

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This is how I would do it


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This is how to do it in "polite" society... :dhd:

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Vocal gun owners have a large amount of easily saleable/mobile items and tend to have more cash on hand.


So as long as you break in while they aren't there, you potentially have a gold mine
 
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