Is there any chance Joey Votto isn't on roids?

ojb81 said:
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^you right now


chewbebbeh is absolutely devastated, he never could imagine his precious thread about mean ol' joe votto would blow up in his face like this. mean ol' joey votto, always arguin' with the umps 'n stuff! doesn't he know that's not polite?!

bahahahaha! :laugh:
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Meh, you lost me when you posted a gif. Use words. Gifs and emojis do nothing for me.

Bottom line, you got wrapped up in your feels because Votto is a Red. You were nowhere to be found in the Yadier Molina threads. You're an overly sensitive blind homer. That's all you've ever been and all you ever will be, titty baby. You could get better, but you'd have to accept your condition first.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Meh, you lost me when you posted a gif. Use words. Gifs and emojis do nothing for me.

Bottom line, you got wrapped up in your feels because Votto is a Red. You were nowhere to be found in the Yadier Molina threads. You're an overly sensitive blind homer. That's all you've ever been and all you ever will be, titty baby. You could get better, but you'd have to accept your condition first.
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lol, please don't call anyone on here "overly sensitive" when you're the one to start a thread boo-hooing into his bra about a player kicking everyone's ass at the plate. of course i'm going to respond when someone wants to trash a player on my team, you and anyone else on here would do the same, no big whoop. you wouldn't think twice about his success at the plate if it wasn't because you already had this pent-up hate for votto because he's too mean to your precious umpires. i've officially destroyed you, but please, type "titty baby" for us again, this is too funny to be true.

uh-oh, here comes the big bad .gif!
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ojb81 said:
lol, please don't call anyone on here "overly sensitive" when you're the one to start a thread boo-hooing into his bra about a player kicking everyone's ass at the plate. of course i'm going to respond when someone wants to trash a player on my team, you and anyone else on here would do the same, no big whoop. you wouldn't think twice about his success at the plate if it wasn't because you already had this pent-up hate for votto because he's too mean to you precious umpires. i've officially destroyed you, but please, type "titty baby" for us again, this is too funny to be true.

uh-oh, here comes the big bad .gif!
Laughing At You GIF by memecandy
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This thread was meant to be treated the same as the Yadier Molina threads. I've called Chipper Jones a roider more than anyone else here, and I really would be disappointed if it came out that he played clean while the competition wasn't, that's hurting the team. So, no, accuse any Brave you want to of cheating and I'll have zero fucks to give, I'll probably even agree with you in an attempt to annoy other Braves fans(you're probably dense enough to believe I really want Kirby Smart fired too, but please don't tell that other UGA fan I said that)

But you got super defensive, so yes, I will call you a titty baby again, because that's what you are. Gifs and emojis are for children and retards(redundant, I know, all kids are retarded).
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
This thread was meant to be treated the same as the Yadier Molina threads. I've called Chipper Jones a roider more than anyone else here, and I really would be disappointed if it came out that he played clean while the competition wasn't, that's hurting the team. So, no, accuse any Brave you want to of cheating and I'll have zero fucks to give, I'll probably even agree with you in an attempt to annoy other Braves fans(you're probably dense enough to believe I really want Kirby Smart fired too, but please don't tell that other UGA fan I said that)

But you got super defensive, so yes, I will call you a titty baby again, because that's what you are. Gifs and emojis are for children and retards(redundant, I know, all kids are retarded).
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"Humina-humina-humina titty baby humina-humina-humina super-defensive humina-humina-humina-Votto makes my ovaries ache"

Anything else, chewwwwwbebbeh?

Oh, and I cant wait for your thread sometime this weekend, where you'll regale us with a story about how you had to call the cops because 2 dudes got into a fight in a public place 🤣
 
ojb81 said:
"Humina-humina-humina titty baby humina-humina-humina super-defensive humina-humina-humina-Votto makes my ovaries ache"

Anything else, chewwwwwbebbeh?

Oh, and I cant wait for your thread sometime this weekend, where you'll regale us with a story about how you had to call the cops because 2 dudes got into a fight in a public place 🤣
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Nice fold, buddy.
 
ojb81 said:
Nice fold?? Nice thread!
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It was a nice thread, I'm pleased. But while I have you, I have a serious question. What was tattooed on the throat of that Reds pitcher last night? Looked like a big ole tick, but I had my glasses off and I'm nearly blind without them, and I stopped paying attention when the score went to 8-1
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
It was a nice thread, I'm pleased. But while I have you, I have a serious question. What was tattooed on the throat of that Reds pitcher last night? Looked like a big ole tick, but I had my glasses off and I'm nearly blind without them, and I stopped paying attention when the score went to 8-1
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Lol a freaking spider. Looks ridiculous
 
wow, I can't believe he's hitting home runs in a bandbox. Shocking turn of events.
 
Injuries? Wasn't on roids? Maybe it was the sticky stuff (Votto's tear started around the time of the crackdown)?

and if you aren't roiding, you aren't trying.
 
Guy Incognito said:
He's walking less, striking out more, and striking out way more thank walking at any point in his career.

It's 100% the juice and in no way can a top tier hitter change his approach and start actively trying to hit more home runs.
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Every hitter is always tinkering. Sometimes they tinker too much and get lost(see Yelich). No different than a golfer.
 
ojb81 said:
lol, please don't call anyone on here "overly sensitive" when you're the one to start a thread boo-hooing into his bra about a player kicking everyone's ass at the plate. of course i'm going to respond when someone wants to trash a player on my team, you and anyone else on here would do the same, no big whoop. you wouldn't think twice about his success at the plate if it wasn't because you already had this pent-up hate for votto because he's too mean to your precious umpires. i've officially destroyed you, but please, type "titty baby" for us again, this is too funny to be true.

uh-oh, here comes the big bad .gif!
Laughing At You GIF by memecandy
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lmao, i used the same exact gif at chewy five hours after you did

Serious question for tech nerds

Is there a way to block gifs without also blocking YouTube videos?
hooplanation.com
 
ojb81 said:
cry my little eyes out, he says. the guy who's never had a problem with roids or PED's of any sort, STARTS A THREAD crying about Joey Votto kicking everyone's dick in.

Mooooarrrr, i wantcha to cry moooarrrrrrr! :dhd:
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Imagine how mad he is when Votto gets in the HOF. And Freeman is only on the ballot for a year.
 
GRRRR I hate that player so he must be on roids grrrrrrr

I'll use an insult I heard in 8th grade if anyone disagrees, titty baby, yeah that's it, grrrrrr

Have no evidence but I have my hate grrrrr

OP exhibiting typical roid behavior.
 
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