It’s Friday...who is ready?

I use CC for everything. I think with limited travel, Chase decided to juice the "cash back" points, though. I could pay off about $4-500 worth of my bill, and still have enough points in the bank for trips next year. Might as well

I used to get so pissed at you guys using a card at a gas station for a bottled water. I kept asking "why am I waiting because this fucker doesn't have 1.25 in his pocket?"
 
Gunner weighs almost a hundred pounds more than that. He went up to the living room and was growling through the window at the guy, when I cracked the door open Gunner ran down there and stuck his head out and the guy took 5 steps back.
UPS and FedEx deliver to my house on the run.
Finn weighs 97 lbs at last vet visit. He doesn't growl at the front door, but HAS to be there when anyone comes over. It works out OK, because if it's not someone I want to talk to, I just pull the glass down to talk to them. If it's a salesman/whatever they don't stay too long when they see a big dog looking at them from 3 feet away.

Family (most) and friends do OK because they now they will be accosted by loving paws and wagging tail for about 30 seconds.

Finn does get his growl/bark on in the back yard at night, when needed. Neighbors actually appreciate it.
 
Kids? Hell, most of their Dad's made them.
well yeah, which again, was cheating

I made mine with handsaw, hand file, and sandpaper.

My dad glued weights in wrong spot, making my already slow clunky car even slower and clunkier. Still 0 idea why my dad thought weights on the back as a good idea


This is why things break in my house, I call a guy. (or gal, but in all honesty, i don't recall a single female repair person at my house)
 
I used to get so pissed at you guys using a card at a gas station for a bottled water. I kept asking "why am I waiting because this fucker doesn't have 1.25 in his pocket?"

now days it's generally faster to use CC especially since most places don't make you sign for low dollar transactions.

I only get irridated when boomers and older whip out the checkbook. This is going to be while

"Do you have a stamp, no, i need to fill it out"
"what check # was that?"

Even the places that run the check and give them the check back still take forever
 
well yeah, which again, was cheating

I made mine with handsaw, hand file, and sandpaper.

My dad glued weights in wrong spot, making my already slow clunky car even slower and clunkier. Still 0 idea why my dad thought weights on the back as a good idea


This is why things break in my house, I call a guy. (or gal, but in all honesty, i don't recall a single female repair person at my house)
My friend's dad put graphite lubricant on his car's axles. Which is how I learned that it's not just used in pencils.
 
It showed up a loss, but that was temporary. He didn't actually lose all that money. He just didn't realize what he was doing.
yeah, thats what I said
 
Time to get ready for a chilly round of golf.
 
I used to get so pissed at you guys using a card at a gas station for a bottled water. I kept asking "why am I waiting because this fucker doesn't have 1.25 in his pocket?"
Dude, that's $0.07 cash back... Water only cost my $1.18
 
My friend's dad put graphite lubricant on his car's axles. Which is how I learned that it's not just used in pencils.

I did that too, didn't help me any, but we bought some graphite. I remember the hobby shop sold kits with a lot of work already done. Not only did my dad not help me cheat by doing work, he also wouldn't spend the 9.99 for a precut block of wood I only would've needed to sand down and paint


I wish I would've saved them.
 
More hours on the clock doesn't mean more money. Ways you get fucked being salary.

I'm currently salary, my last job I was technically hourly but I only got OT if it was forced/mandatory OT which for me was never approved. Generally speaking, if i worked more than 40 hours one week, the next week I'd just leave early.
 
I did that too, didn't help me any, but we bought some graphite. I remember the hobby shop sold kits with a lot of work already done. Not only did my dad not help me cheat by doing work, he also wouldn't spend the 9.99 for a precut block of wood I only would've needed to sand down and paint


I wish I would've saved them.
Remember all the drama at the races?

It was a like a class struggle. You could tell which kids had the handy/rich Dads.
 
Remember all the drama at the races?

It was a like a class struggle. You could tell which kids had the handy/rich Dads.

I was pretty young. Obviously it stands out, but I do recall feeling pretty stupid when I put my ugly ass car up there and kids had really nicely done cars
 
Call me a fag for shaving my nuts all you want.

There is a very real inverse relationship between the amount of hair on a man's balls, and how much a woman sucks on them.
My balls have never been all that sensitive. I appreciate a good scratching of my balls, but I prefer to do that myself.
 
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