It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do...

[PeoplesChicken]

My grandfather paid for my undergrad (he had moved in with my parents and this was his way of repaying them). I got a scholarship and student loans for law school.

I was extremely EXTREMELY fortunate my parents paid for my undergrad. They didn't have to but busted their asses to make it happen. However, it think school cost about $5000 for the whole year then

 

[williewilliejuan]

What does the letter say?

“Plant a new tree, dickhead”

They aren’t very friendly.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

“Plant a new tree, dickhead”

They aren’t very friendly.

I guess I was imagining...

Dear Mr. Juan:
It has come to our attention that you have a tree that requires replacement. We would be happy to provide a complete list of tree selections as well as a directory of highly recommended arborists to perform the service for you. In closing, get the fucking tree replaced or your pets? DEAD!

Sincerely,
Your Friendly HOA

 

[ill]

Kids I went to HS, their parents got a divorce for the reason. They had no marital issues it was for college.

Really? That's fucking wild.

@kobesgame and @Guy Incognito, take notes

 

[Guy Incognito]

Really? That's fucking wild.

@kobesgame and @Guy Incognito, take notes

My kids have seed money.

Wife had her parents pay hers and her brother's undergrad degrees. My parents cosigned on all my siblings' (who went, anyway) loans. My dumb ass should have stayed in-state.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I guess I was imagining...

Dear Mr. Juan:
It has come to our attention that you have a tree that requires replacement. We would be happy to provide a complete list of tree selections as well as a directory of highly recommended arborists to perform the service for you. In closing, get the fucking tree replaced or your pets? DEAD!

Sincerely,
Your Friendly HOA

Everything except the “Friendly” part is spot on. They don’t even pretend to be friendly and I respect that.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Well I got through this MF'er. Happy Friday, Y'all!!!

 

[williewilliejuan]

Well I got through this MF'er. Happy Friday, Y'all!!!

Yep. Just submitted my Executive Summary to our CEO, which means my work week is done.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Well I got through this MF'er. Happy Friday, Y'all!!!

Yep. Just submitted my Executive Summary to our CEO, which means my work week is done.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I just didnt want to single out the women when talkin bout hoes, there are only 2 genders champ, i just didnt want @moxie or @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) to think i was talkin bout them, so wanted them to feel included and they can slap a hoe of whatever gender they might slap.

Just bein goofy nothin to read into here

I don't identify as either a woman who fucks for money or a garden tool, so no worries from me.

 

[Inquisitor]

I don't identify as either a woman who fucks for money or a garden tool, so no worries from me.

I'd be careful. He still likes to call a spade a spade.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I don't identify as either a woman who fucks for money or a garden tool, so no worries from me.

But did you slap a hoe? that was the point

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I'd be careful. He still likes to call a spade a spade.

Just as long as he isn't too dirty minded.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

But did you slap a hoe? that was the point

No, but I did refer to someone the other day as a hypocritical, snaggle-toothed, skank-ho ... in writing ... twice.

 

[NU_WTF?]

No, but I did refer to someone the other day as a hypocritical, snaggle-toothed, skank-ho ... in writing ... twice.

Did you actually hit the send button?

 

[Inquisitor]

Just as long as he isn't too dirty minded.

Well he does like to shovel the manure a lot.

 

[Kburjr]

No, but I did refer to someone the other day as a hypocritical, snaggle-toothed, skank-ho ... in writing ... twice.

I printed and framed that email. Literature of the 21st Century.

 

[Inquisitor]

I printed and framed that email. Literature of the 21st Century.

Dammit the most I've ever been called that is once!

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Did you actually hit the send button?

I sure did.
Admittedly, "skank-ho" is redundant, but I thought it had a certain ring to it.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I printed and framed that email. Literature of the 21st Century.

Dammit the most I've ever been called that is once!

It's not often I am amused by my own turn of phrase, but I was by that one.

Oh, and @Inquisitor , give it time.