It's fuckin hot!!!!!

Sweating Climate Change GIF by INTO ACTION
 
It’s the first weekend my area hasn’t had rain since September
 
Spent all day at the beach yesterday. Pool should be finished here soon in a few weeks then I’ll never care how hot it gets ever again. ☀️
 
It's 84F and sunny here in beautiful downtown Canuckistan. The weather service posted a heat warning. How embarrassing, fuck we're such amateurs.
Fuck. It was that at 10 AM. Currently 92 with feels like of 103. Working on last beer in the house. Need a refill trip.

Poor planning is a bitch.
 
The weather service posted a heat warning. How embarrassing, fuck we're such amateurs.

We have people living in deserts in other countries but if it gets to 90 in America the news treats it like the sun is about to crash land on the United States at any time.
 
Real feel 102
Just got back from a trail run

What are you poofta's wailing about??
 
It's 84F and sunny here in beautiful downtown Canuckistan. The weather service posted a heat warning. How embarrassing, fuck we're such amateurs.
We might be better off behaving like we did in the 80's.

Neighbor kid: "Pretty hot today"

Me: "Yep, lets have a water ballon fight"

Life moved on
 
We have people living in deserts in other countries but if it gets to 90 in America the news treats it like the sun is about to crash land on the United States at any time.
USA January - May: Record-setting cold weather, wintery conditions... ignored.
USA June - August: Hot temperatures are global warming, old people and babies gonna die, it's the end of the world!!
 
We might be better off behaving like we did in the 80's.

Neighbor kid: "Pretty hot today"

Me: "Yep, lets have a water ballon fight"

Life moved on
We grew up with a rope swing over the creek, a turtle pond we built rafts for (basically 2 felled small trees with boards nailed across), a huge sandpit, and a nearby farmers field so that mom never had to buy lettuce and cabbage, unless we got nailed in the keester with a shotgun full of rock salt.
 
USA January - May: Record-setting cold weather, wintery conditions... ignored.
USA June - August: Hot temperatures are global warming, old people and babies gonna die, it's the end of the world!!
Hottest summer I ever remember was 1988. We had over 36 days of 90 degrees or higher with a peak of 104. Major drought over most of the US that year. We had ZERO ac in the house we grew up in. Survived and still here bitches
 
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