IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

Which stadium do you have a better chance of getting robbed, walking into the Oakland Coliseum or Camden Yards?
Something tells me you've never been to Camden Yards.
 
Gifs, like slap singles are for retards, so this post checks out

life goes on 80s tv GIF by absurdnoise
 
Slap singles are for hitters who have control and intelligence. You hate them and live in SEC country, so this post checks out.
Slap singles are for hitters that can’t hit dingers
 
And with that, the terrible pro sports team ownership groups in the Washington DMV area are gone. The Lerners may sell the Nationals in a couple of years, but I don't think anyone would characterize Ted Lerner as even being in the same galaxy of 'awful' as Peter Angelos or Dan Snyder.
 
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