It's just another Manic Monday

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Does the petite feed more than a couple people?

the fuck you buying an edible arrangement for more than one person for

 

[MTVike]

lol. $50

What I've learned with weddings I've been involved with and specifically most recently my daughter's, is that many items/services are purchased on impulse, with not much regard to price, especially if Daddy has deep pockets. This is "what every girl dreams of" and must be "perfect", therefore decisions are often made on an emotional basis, not a rational one.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

It has not been 20 months

Well, in this thread, you've proven that you don't know what the word "literally" means, and now you don't know "nearly" either?

Not a good Monday, buddy. Have another cup of coffee.

 

[Kburjr]

Even if they actively pushed it, it wouldn't change shit.

They have been telling fat people it's unhealthy to be fat and most have done jack shit to correct it.

Fatties gonna fat

Ya damn straight, you anorexic snob.

 

[Kburjr]

What I've learned with weddings I've been involved with and specifically most recently my daughter's, is that many items/services are purchased on impulse, with not much regard to price, especially if Daddy has deep pockets. This is "what every girl dreams of" and must be "perfect", therefore decisions are often made on an emotional basis, not a rational one.

My wife sealed the deal when she called the judge and got a courthouse wedding for $40.

 

[MTVike]

"Only charges a grand for 8 hours of skill-less work"

He usually visits the couple in person before the wedding to get their input and scout the location. He's there for the rehearsal dinner and then all day for the wedding. Then there's a day or so for editing, adding music, etc.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

He usually visits the couple in person before the wedding to get their input and scout the location. He's there for the rehearsal dinner and then all day for the wedding. Then there's a day or so for editing, adding music, etc.

 

[Kburjr]

The revitalization drugs are working. Watched that gif 20 or so times to see if she was wearing panties.

 

[MTVike]

My wife sealed the deal when she called the judge and got a courthouse wedding for $40.

Like I said, the women's are in charge.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

My SIL does wedding photography as a side hustle. I think he only charges in the neighborhood of a grand, so he can usually get work if he wants it.

I don't have a son-in-law, so I kept reading this as sister-in-law and I was very confused.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

The revitalization drugs are working. Watched that gif 20 or so times to see if she was wearing panties.

conclusion?

 

[Kburjr]

conclusion?

I need a closer look.

 

[ill]

yes, LITERALLY

 

[Bender]

He usually visits the couple in person before the wedding to get their input and scout the location. He's there for the rehearsal dinner and then all day for the wedding. Then there's a day or so for editing, adding music, etc.

speaking of making shit up to add unnecessary costs.

 

[Kburjr]

speaking of making shit up to add unnecessary costs.

Bigger drunk that my bachelor party for my first marriage. In-laws were bar owners.

 

[RubinRock]

speaking of making shit up to add unnecessary costs.

oh yeah, we ain't having one of those either.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

oh yeah, we ain't having one of those either.

What if you forget your lines?

 

[RubinRock]

What if you forget your lines?

Then its not legal and im free

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Then its not legal and im free

 

[MTVike]

speaking of making shit up to add unnecessary costs.

Why, that's when the bride and groom to be distribute gifts to their wedding attendants.

They must memorialize the glorious occasion for them.