It’s Only F**** Tuesday

ill said:
my parents had a dog that was allegedly poisoned by the neighbor for using their yard for a bathroom.

dog's name was Guido
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I would not likely do something like that, unless the dog bit my kid or something.

I have been tempted to go over there and spray him with a super soaker though, through the gate.
 
williewilliejuan said:
When I was a kid, we had a neighbor who always let their dog go over into our yard to shit. My dad talked to the guy repeatedly and he said he would fix his fence so the dog didn’t come into our yard, but he never did. I always got the job to pick it up. I discovered (purely by accident) that I had a knack for flinging the dog’s shit over the fence and into their pool. After a few days of this, the neighbor got a new fence.
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I feel like that's a reasonable solution. I also don't fault the guy for putting shit on my deck. If I were him, I would have brought it up to us first, but some folks don't have the fortitude for a face-to-face.
 
ill said:
you mean their lawn?

I wasn't born yet, so I wasn't around for it...it was like in the 70s
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Yes, their lawn. Mea culpa.

What does your existence have to do with it?
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I think my 12 yo son did last week as well, when he had no taste buds.
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On Friday nights in the wwj household, we take turns deciding what we get for dinner. When it’s my youngest daughter’s turn, she routinely requests Little Caesars. No one else in the family likes it, which I believe is part of the appeal. It’s her turn this week, so I may be getting some soon.
 
williewilliejuan said:
On Friday nights in the wwj household, we take turns deciding what we get for dinner. When it’s my youngest daughter’s turn, she routinely requests Little Caesars. No one else in the family likes it, which I believe is part of the appeal. It’s her turn this week, so I may be getting some soon.
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That last sentence is disturbing.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Yes, their lawn. Mea culpa.

What does your existence have to do with it?
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I don't know the whole story. I only know what they think happened and why.
 
ThePeoplesChicken said:
Reason I ask is some weird things seem to happen around that age. I never had allergies before. Now I do
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I think is just a gap in my diet that I need to fix. It's an easy fix.
 
ill said:
who pressured you?
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Society, on macro and micro levels.
ill said:
and who cares?
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about what?
ill said:
nothing to be embarrassed about. I think higher of you because you got it.
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Whew! I can't begin to tell you what a relief that is to me!
ill said:
but less of you because "you regret it" because of what others think
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DAMNIT! Back to square one!
ill said:
grow up
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Awwww. Bless your little, retarded, lesbian heart!
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Society, on macro and micro levels.

about what?

Whew! I can't begin to tell you what a relief that is to me!

DAMNIT! Back to square one!

Awwww. Bless your little, retarded, lesbian heart!
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a friend of mine said the same thing to the dude we went fishing with in FL a few weeks ago and I just rolled my eyes

"I got jabbed but only because the wife tricked me and now I regret it."

shut up man, you are doing the right thing in keeping it out of your household and making sure you don't get your inlaws sick.
 
kobesgame said:
Making fajitas tonight. Got some skirt steak burning a hole in my pocket.
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I am going to make the tortellini soup you were talking about a few weeks back

or something similar
 
MTVike said:
Are they the ones that give you a jalapeno and side of herbed butter?
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pepperoncini and a side of garlic sauce, like that thing needs any more garlic
 
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