It’s Only F**** Tuesday

RubinRock said:
Didn't realize we had so many people eating their pizza with their pinky out
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I honestly have no idea how the large pizza chains stay in business. Every place I have ever lived has had local options that were much better and not much more expensive. I just can’t see myself ordering from Pizza Hut when I can get better pizza from a place owned by one of my neighbors.
 
PnkPanther said:
if I'm in small town and my choice is Pizza Ranch, Apple Bees, or Cracker Barrel, I'm going to the ranch
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If I'm in a small town and those are my options, I'm leaving that small town.
 
I want to punch everybody involved with making this commercial.



fucking horrible.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I honestly have no idea how the large pizza chains stay in business. Every place I have ever lived has had local options that were much better and not much more expensive. I just can’t see myself ordering from Pizza Hut when I can get better pizza from a place owned by one of my neighbors.
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If I'm being serious, I have no idea either. Little Casears was awesome in college because it was right next to all the bars and stayed open til like 2am.

I don't think I've had pizza from one of the large pizza chains since.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I honestly have no idea how the large pizza chains stay in business. Every place I have ever lived has had local options that were much better and not much more expensive. I just can’t see myself ordering from Pizza Hut when I can get better pizza from a place owned by one of my neighbors.
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We still order Papa John's more than I'd like. Daughter likes it and it's easy to order on their site while I'm on a work call. And I can't resist their giant cookie.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I honestly have no idea how the large pizza chains stay in business. Every place I have ever lived has had local options that were much better and not much more expensive. I just can’t see myself ordering from Pizza Hut when I can get better pizza from a place owned by one of my neighbors.
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You should think that one over while you're enjoying your Little Ceasars this Friday night. Let me know what you come up with.
 
We used to get Papa John's occasionally because the kids liked it, the adults could tolerate it, and it was cheap as hell. None of the local places come anywhere near as cheap.

We haven't ordered from there in a long time, though. Lately we've been doing local joints, but if we go with a chain, it's Donato's, which I think is head and shoulders better than the other chains.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Fair point, Champ. I’m still working on that kid.
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The garlic knots at the good pizza place here are what helps my daughter accept that we're getting that instead of Papa Johns.

Or I order a Calzone for her.
 
RoyMunson said:
The garlic knots at the good pizza place here are what helps my daughter accept that we're getting that instead of Papa Johns.

Or I order a Calzone for her.
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Honestly, I think she’s just being a shit and requesting it because she knows no one else likes it.
 
RoyMunson said:
reminds me of my latest experience at a hotel pool/hot tub.

wife was taking a nap so the daughter and I go down to the hotel pool and hot tub. Great to soak some tired legs after walking all day. We're the only ones there for like an hour, then this family of what I can only describe as "hill people" come in. I'm guessing they're here for their first bath in weeks. The parents are as big as fucking houses. The dad is so fat he has to take his socks off with a stick... and I wish he hadn't. His fucking toes were so gross I almost threw up. Then he waddles on over to the hot tub as we're getting out. He mumbled something in hillbilly as I tried to avoid eye contact with is feet. I told my daughter that we're going to just assume this is the first time these people have been to the pool.

We didn't use the pool/hot tub for the rest of our stay.
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growing up in tennessee shouldn't your daughter be fluent in hillbilly by now?
 
williewilliejuan said:
Fair point, Champ. I’m still working on that kid.
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You and me, both. Mine requested Dominos a few weeks ago while I was on a business trip.

On the other hand, Slinkette has decided that her favorite place is a local wood-fired brick oven "craft pizza" joint that charges $25+ for a large. That's not a great option either.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
You and me, both. Mine requested Dominos a few weeks ago while I was on a business trip.

On the other hand, Slinkette has decided that her favorite place is a local wood-fired brick oven "craft pizza" joint that charges $25+ for a large. That's not a great option either.
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I’ll take that. The two older ones always ask me to cook something when it’s their turn and I much prefer that route.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
You and me, both. Mine requested Dominos a few weeks ago while I was on a business trip.

On the other hand, Slinkette has decided that her favorite place is a local wood-fired brick oven "craft pizza" joint that charges $25+ for a large. That's not a great option either.
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My youngest was that when he was younger. Would only want Pizza Hut for god only knows what reason. I think I finally broke him of that. But he’s off at college so I don’t see him much, so who knows.
 
RoyMunson said:
reminds me of my latest experience at a hotel pool/hot tub.

wife was taking a nap so the daughter and I go down to the hotel pool and hot tub. Great to soak some tired legs after walking all day. We're the only ones there for like an hour, then this family of what I can only describe as "hill people" come in. I'm guessing they're here for their first bath in weeks. The parents are as big as fucking houses. The dad is so fat he has to take his socks off with a stick... and I wish he hadn't. His fucking toes were so gross I almost threw up. Then he waddles on over to the hot tub as we're getting out. He mumbled something in hillbilly as I tried to avoid eye contact with is feet. I told my daughter that we're going to just assume this is the first time these people have been to the pool.

We didn't use the pool/hot tub for the rest of our stay.
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@Illustrious Potentate kin?

:puzzled:
 
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