It's Thursday,,, bring me fuel,,, bring me fire,,, bring me all that I desire

Uber Eats used to show me a hilarious image of their delivery zone that looked like a limp penis, but now they got excited enough to deliver in my area north of the city.
found it... this was Uber Eats Nashville delivery area up until last year.

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You said you've only spent a half hour your whole life disputing charges!
Not sure when I said that, but that one alone took about 30 minutes. It was about a year ago.

Haven’t had many others than that.
 
I sent them this picture with the subject: Let me know when you get excited enough to include my area.
well? did you take the limp penis?

Inquiring minds and all
 
I was trying to set up my 1k comment to ask you about the limp penis. You have failed me

But not epically fail like @Hu War Yu

Because that would be epic

every time I saw that map in my Uber Eats app it was... deflating.

but at the end of last year they must have gotten some viagra because they finally deliver to me now.
 
But it was days!
Door Dash didn’t respond to me for 5 days or suspend the account.

I spent about 30 minutes disputing the charges with my credit card.

Again, details are lost on you. I’m shocked.
 
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"can i use your apartment to order...food?"
 
Door Dash didn’t respond to me for 5 days or suspend the account.

I spent about 30 minutes disputing the charges with my credit card.

Again, details are lost in you. I’m shocked.
randall park hm GIF by The Orchard Films
 
Door Dash didn’t respond to me for 5 days or suspend the account.

I spent about 30 minutes disputing the charges with my credit card.

Again, details are lost on you. I’m shocked.
deep throat wow GIF
 
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