It's Thursdays thread of high 5's, chest bumps, and awkward white guy greetings

[ill]

None of this negates that your behavior is pretty...um, inconsistent.

But you're a big do as I say, not as I do kinda guy

what has been inconsistent about it?

I am still in the "wear a fucking mask" camp when going out. That hasn't changed.

I have broadened things I can and can't do as Gov Hogan has allowed me to and I expect everyone is doing that.

when it was stay at home orders, I stayed at home.

 

[Gatorchip]

My only problem with waterparks is the long-ass lines. You can spend a whole day at one and only go down 8-10 rides.

No lines here, because of so few tourists. Only place I have to wait is at the bar.

I'm in a Curaçao resort for "staycation"

 

[RubinRock]

Boss is also giving me half of my end of the year bonus (we get two a year) since i made it thru the third quarter. Wasn't expecting that, so pretty sweet.

 

[Gatorchip]

Vomiting...on a water slide?

I mean I'll try not to vomit.

 

[Bender]

My posts = time fillers

you

couldn't tell you rules around here.

lied

I'm not really "checking them out". I just know from living here.



But that's important to SA for some reason

to

He's looking to spread his seed.

me

Live a little!

@gobucks0409

did i miss something? You and future wife buying a house?

page

can't understand her reason?

11

We discussed home buying last week. JESUS

was

You do live LITTLE

vastly

In your absence, you missed the gobucks character going back on the "no kids" "suburbs" stuff.

overrated

Sigh. Currently trying to get phone transferred from work to my own account. Sitting in silence for like 10 minutes and the woman comes back on the line and says we’re about 20% complete. RIP.

do

I've been to sex shop 3 times in my life

Shinders-Grew up buying baseball cards pre teen pnk dreamed of checking out backroom and seeing pictures of boobs. Adult pnk out of principle honored young pnks dream. It wasn't as exciting as young pnk dreamed

Hopkins Video-Store I talked about. Again, curiousity got the the best of me as I lived down road. Again, front of store was normal. They have movies, so walked in, this was probably 2004 after college and titanic was still front and center of regular movies. No clerk working (There was a bell) nothing. Went to back. clerk working and bout 5-6 dudes.

Unknown-Needed to buy some magazines to lewdly decorate buddies car as a prank. Chubby chicks, dudes, asian chicks, we covered several fetishes

you

really

I don't like the backstory of this character anymore

want

somebody pulled the goalie...

to

This is all lies

hurt

Can still feel it. We're good for now

me

we discuss home buying a lot. Not sure if @gobucks0409 is getting closer

i'm just processing him learning a dead a language for his wife

why

All I'm going to say is be careful or you'll end up like poor Mr. Kobe. Poor bastard blinked and woke up with seven kids, thirteen dogs and a used car lot.

lie

She's not a huge pet person.

But probably 3 bastards.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

what has been inconsistent about it?

I am still in the "wear a fucking mask" camp when going out. That hasn't changed.

I have broadened things I can and can't do as Gov Hogan has allowed me to and I expect everyone is doing that.

when it was stay at home orders, I stayed at home.

Sure thing.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

you

lied

to

me

@gobucks0409

page

11

was

vastly

overrated

do

you

really

want

to

hurt

me

why

lie

Reads better this way.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Boss is also giving me half of my end of the year bonus (we get two a year) since i made it thru the third quarter. Wasn't expecting that, so pretty sweet.

Buy a house with it.

 

[RubinRock]

Buy a house with it.

Probs gonna save up until we know what the broad is doing after school. As much as i want one now

 

[stakesarehigh]

Reds really lighting up the scoreboard

 

[kobesgame]

Noahs Ark 4th of July weekend was goat.


Waited maybe 5 minutes or so for all the thrill rides...except Black Anaconda. Like a half hour for that one and it was fuckin stupid

Holiday weekends can be a good time to go to some of those attractions because a lot of people are at the lake.

When I worked at Valleyfair, the day of the 4th was one of the slowest days of the summer.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I love grocery shopping. I hardly ever bring the kids. It's like my sanctuary. Listen to a podcast, slowly walk the aisles. Heaven!

That would make it more tolerable but I would not be permitted to wear earpods otherwise I get bitchslapped

 

[Me]

Boss is also giving me half of my end of the year bonus (we get two a year) since i made it thru the third quarter. Wasn't expecting that, so pretty sweet.

Tell your team to score some fucking runs

 

[PeoplesChicken]

you

lied

to

me

@gobucks0409

page

11

was

vastly

overrated

do

you

really

want

to

hurt

me

why

lie

DONT








EVER











DO













THIS













AGAIN

 

[Me]

you

lied

to

me

@gobucks0409

page

11

was

vastly

overrated

do

you

really

want

to

hurt

me

why

lie

Not sorry

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Noahs Ark 4th of July weekend was goat.


Waited maybe 5 minutes or so for all the thrill rides...except Black Anaconda. Like a half hour for that one and it was fuckin stupid

You should celebrate finally being tall enough to ride

 

[kobesgame]

Probs gonna save up until we know what the broad is doing after school. As much as i want one now

Engagement ring.

 

[kobesgame]

That would make it more tolerable but I would not be permitted to wear earpods otherwise I get bitchslapped

I would also never take Mr. Kobe.

 

[ill]

Not sorry

you lied

Bender died.

 

[Bender]

grocery shopping is not fun.

it is if you choose to liven it up. pop bottles in the wine aisle, if someone questions you, just tell them you thought they were free samples.

or just do your best stone cold steve austin impression in the beer aisle.