It's Thursdays thread of high 5's, chest bumps, and awkward white guy greetings

Wife is making tomato sauce today... lets see if she can beat Rao's

Have to do something with the 35+ tomatoes we have left from our harvest.

She made some awesome salsa 2 days ago, so I expect that'll get a repeat over the weekend.
 
Amazon deciding to sneak a million and a half square foot facility in town without telling people.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Amazon deciding to sneak a million and a half square foot facility in town without telling people.
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They haul it in on a truck in the middle of the night?
 
are people actually suggesting in 2020 that somebody attach an ugly fucking antenna to their TV to get local channels?
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
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I actually think she's pretty hot when she's in shape and done up, and even if she wasn't, she'd get the D just based on my celebrity clause.

As far as being turned off by all the dudes she's presumably banged, I don't worry much about that. I've banged a respectable number of broads and I probably only know the last names of half of them, so I'm not going to pretend to have an accurate accounting of their sexual history. Just wrap that thing up and get after it.

For KK though, I would probably dip my cock and balls into a can of Thompson's Water Seal a few times before we started the festivities.
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Last names?


I'd probably be lucky to remember the first names
 
Fish said:
They haul it in on a truck in the middle of the night?
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cud b


but they wont answer any questions about it.

Nor will the construction company confirm who they are building for.
 
RoyMunson said:
are people actually suggesting in 2020 that somebody attach an ugly fucking antenna to their TV to get local channels?
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We're not all rich like you and kobes
 
gobucks0409 said:
Last names?


I'd probably be lucky to remember the first names
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btw, ill told me yesteday you're uncool if you talk about your sex life with your friends.

So stop it or risk being uncool.
 
RubinRock said:
Son of a bitch. Braves game is at noon again and one of the coworkers wants to go out for drinks during lunch. I swear to god if we don't go to a place with tvs again...
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What place sells drinks sans tv
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
cud b


but they wont answer any questions about it.

Nor will the construction company confirm who they are building for.
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Building went up down by the lake just off the interstate years ago. Shielded in secrecy, no one knew what it was. My buddy was doing the plumbing and even he didn't know what it was.
No one knew until it opened. Lions Den, adult accessories shop.
Buddy's boss asked him to drive his own truck there to finish, he said I can't have my business signs parked there the church people won't let me work on their houses anymore.

Then a preacher parked across the road and started filming people who went in there.
 
Fish said:
Building went up down by the lake just off the interstate years ago. Shielded in secrecy, no one knew what it was. My buddy was doing the plumbing and even he didn't know what it was.
No one knew until it opened. Lions Den, adult accessories shop.
Buddy's boss asked him to drive his own truck there to finish, he said I can't have my business signs parked there the church people won't let me work on their houses anymore.

Then a preacher parked across the road and started filming people who went in there.
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Worlds biggest sex shop?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
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