It's Wednesday, you slaggards

[Parka]

I might have to paint the mail box again today. My Bunny says I did a poor job! She wanted me to remove it and treat it like a piece of artwork or some shit. Speaking of fecal matter, what I did was, I painted right over the bird shit. Now I hafta do it over.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

what do you consider "shit"?

Any and everything different from what I do.

I will get fast food maybe once every 2 months or so...if that.

I don't believe you.

 

[ill]

Any and everything different from what I do.

I don't believe you.

you don't have to believe me.

weighed in at 165 at my physical on Monday. I am no fatty.

 

[White Knight]

you don't have to believe me.

I don't.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

you don't have to believe me.

I know. I just told you I don't.

 

[Handicappers]

More your speed?

My stomach hurts looking at that

 

[Fish]

you don't have to believe me.

weighed in at 165 at my physical on Monday. I am no fatty.

That's a lot for 5 ft 5 inches.

 

[Bender]

i guess that's one way to find out your computers been hacked.

 

[ill]

That's a lot for 5 ft 5 inches.

who do you think I am, Douche?

 

[Handicappers]

who do you think I am, Douche?

You aren’t a douche. At least you don’t lie about where you live or your age.

 

[ill]

You aren’t a douche. At least you don’t lie about where you live or your age.

I mean the resident dwarf @Flavortown Tebow

his username used to be something something Douche

 

[Handicappers]

Douches and liars. The worst.

 

[RobBase]

you don't have to believe me.

weighed in at 165 at my physical on Monday. I am no fatty.

Urban Dictionary: Skinny fat

When you skinny AF, and still got a sad, poochy, muffin-top, beer belly gut.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[RobBase]

who do you think I am, Douche?

Both manlets. Should support each other.

 

[fordman84]

Urban Dictionary: Skinny fat

When you skinny AF, and still got a sad, poochy, muffin-top, beer belly gut.

www.urbandictionary.com

sounds like dad bod.

 

[White Knight]

You aren’t a douche. At least you don’t lie about where you live or your age.

Or about fantasy goodwill trips.

 

[RobBase]

sounds like dad bod.

I think you have to be married or at least have a kid to a have a dad bod.

 

[Kburjr]

Natural selection

There are more old fat people than skinny ones. Even the breeders are getting fatter.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Utah has to be a terrible place to live View attachment 66616

This entire map is total bunk. Look at Clark County, where Las Vegas is located.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I might have to paint the mail box again today. My Bunny says I did a poor job! She wanted me to remove it and treat it like a piece of artwork or some shit. Speaking of fecal matter, what I did was, I painted right over the bird shit. Now I hafta do it over.

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