Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson tonight

I’d like to see Paul box an actual good boxer in his prime instead of a boxer pushing 60, losing to a boxer that is only there because he’s Tyson Fury’s brother, washed up MMA ground game specialists and retired short NBA players
 
But Lamar Odom vs Aaron Carter was more intriguing just because of the absurdity IMO
 
I’d like to see Paul box an actual good boxer in his prime instead of a boxer pushing 60, losing to a boxer that is only there because he’s Tyson Fury’s brother, washed up MMA ground game specialists and retired short NBA players
He and his people know what they are doing. He's making so much more money by staying undefeated against old names than he would in the real boxing world. Would also love to see him do it so we can see the speed difference between celebrity boxing and top ranked guys.
 
It's rigged. Both boxers are gonna score a yuuuuuge payday thanks to advertisers. They'll make a gadzillion dollars on PPV. They fight is secondary to the $$$$$$$$$. Nobody's gettin' hurt in this one.

It's live on Netflix.
 
Member when Tyson told Rogan he was in pain for a week just training for the RJJ “fight”?


Yea that was like 5 years ago.
 
So you're not one of the morons too stupid to realize they're being manipulated to pay money to watch two guys hug for a few minutes?
I wasn't going to watch it until I knew it was on Netflix. Now I will and I'm not paying a dime for it. So fuck you.
 
I wasn't going to watch it until I knew it was on Netflix. Now I will and I'm not paying a dime for it. So fuck you.
You like watching greased-up almost-nude guys hug?

Oh My George Takai GIF
 
Member when Tyson told Rogan he was in pain for a week just training for the RJJ “fight”?


Yea that was like 5 years ago.
Yeah people are seeing these little training blurbs of Tyson and thinking he still can do it. This fight will end in round 1 because Tyson can't go any longer than that. I'd love to see Tyson land just one of his uppercuts and end Jake Pauls night, but he won't. Paul will dance around for the first round and if needed second round. By then Mike will be so tired it won't take much for Jake to get a TKO.
 
Have not realy kept up with this.
This article says that Paul is the favorite, which blows my mind.

I guess I'm thinking of the young Mike Tyson, but I just don't see him loosing.

Who's going to win this thing.??.


He's the favorite because they are going to give it to him.

I am wondering if there is a side bet about Tyson biting Paul's ear off
 
So you're not one of the morons too stupid to realize they're being manipulated to pay money to watch two guys hug for a few minutes?

It’s on Netflix.
 
It's a work. Both fighters and the promoters (which, BTW, I think Paul is the main promoter) will make money off this, as will bookies from the vig. But it's not a legit fight. They are using 14 oz gloves instead of 10's, rounds are only going to be 2 minutes instead of 3, and Tyson was having some serious health issues just prior -- which got the fight postponed from the original date.

There will be some punches landed to make it look good but the outcome is already determined. I just don't know what that outcome is, or I'd be placing a real bet on it.
 
It's a work. Both fighters and the promoters (which, BTW, I think Paul is the main promoter) will make money off this, as will bookies from the vig. But it's not a legit fight. They are using 14 oz gloves instead of 10's, rounds are only going to be 2 minutes instead of 3, and Tyson was having some serious health issues just prior -- which got the fight postponed from the original date.

There will be some punches landed to make it look good but the outcome is already determined. I just don't know what that outcome is, or I'd be placing a real bet on it.
Is it in the bookie?
 
Not over here...it's up in the Eurohoop bookie, though. Want me to make you a proxy bet??
No. I want you to go over to Eurohoop, walk in the door, take a shit in your right hand and smack one of those faggot mods in the face with it and yell, "THAT'S FROM SLINKY, YOU DUMB COCKSUCKERS!"

If you can film it with your phone in your left hand, that would be great. M'kay. Thanks.
 
No. I want you to go over to Eurohoop, walk in the door, take a shit in your right hand and smack one of those faggot mods in the face with it and yell, "THAT'S FROM SLINKY, YOU DUMB COCKSUCKERS!"

If you can film it with your phone in your left hand, that would be great. M'kay. Thanks.

Yes. They only make dildos pay for it. Why, did they ask for you CC info?

This is what happens when I have a cup of coffee and a glass of vodka before I leave the office on Friday.
 
No. I want you to go over to Eurohoop, walk in the door, take a shit in your right hand and smack one of those faggot mods in the face with it and yell, "THAT'S FROM SLINKY, YOU DUMB COCKSUCKERS!"

If you can film that with your phone in your left hand, that would be great. M'kay. Thanks.
I'm ashamed to admit, I'm not all that skilled at taking phone videos with my left hand...OR, at taking a dump into my right hand
 
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