Joey chestnut is playing with the wrong wieners

[PackJason]

So plant based hotdogs are bad but lips and assholes hotdogs are good?

Be a man and eat brats.

 

[Bender]

So plant based hotdogs are bad but lips and assholes hotdogs are good?

Be a man and eat brats.

obviously they're both going to be shit for you, never had an impossible dog, so can't attest to it's taste, while the no added nitrates or nitrites sounds good to my gout, if i'm already eating some processed shit, i'll just take the meat.

 

[jjc2009]

I always love the vegan “meats”. Really telling on yourselves. Meat is superior food so we have to invent fake versions of it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

This is a crying shame.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Plant based consumables are not necessarily good for you and can be carcinogenic. E.g., cigarettes are plant based.

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[DragonFromTo]

I always love the vegan “meats”. Really telling on yourselves. Meat is superior food so we have to invent fake versions of it.

It's like lesbians and their strap-ons

 

[TheReal_NU]

This you?

2nd from the left.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

that's why i gave up smoking mushrooms.

Not me!

 

[Bender]

Not me!

to each their own. i'm sure the cancer from mushrooms will be mild and treatable.

 

[rfjeff9]

Anybody who can stomach one bite of a hot dog made from plants is champion in my book.

Is "champion" the right word, though?

 

[Hu War Yu]

When do we come out with the meat based salads?

I have a couple recipes I can send you

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Meh. The only real hot dogs are those Oscar-Mayer cheese stuffed dogs. If it ain’t those, doesn’t matter if the hot dog is made of beef, pork, soy beans, or horse turds, they’re all trash not even fit to be broken up and given to my dogs as treats

 

[fishinabarrel]

Meh. The only real hot dogs are those Oscar-Mayer cheese stuffed dogs. If it ain’t those, doesn’t matter if the hot dog is made of beef, pork, soy beans, or horse turds, they’re all trash not even fit to be broken up and given to my dogs as treats

Go drink your fruity flavored energy drink ya fruit

 

[fishinabarrel]

I have a couple recipes I can send you

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Go drink your fruity flavored energy drink ya fruit

That watermelon Monster Zero hits the spot every morning

 

[SU Nittany Tide]

The contest without Chestnut will be a flop.

Not sure it's a big money maker, but maybe I guess.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Did they ever mention who this "vegan hotdog" manufacturer was?

Maybe it's all just a publicity stunt?!?!

Is that his real name? That's an odd name...


...Nathan.

 

[jjc2009]

When do we come out with the meat based salads?

 

[DragonFromTo]

Did they ever mention who this "vegan hotdog" manufacturer was?

Maybe it's all just a publicity stunt?!?!

Is that his real name? That's an odd name...


...Nathan.

His name is Frank. Frank Plant.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

The contest without Chestnut will be a flop.

I thought that guy Kaiser Soze was the goat?