Joey chestnut is playing with the wrong wieners

Meh. The only real hot dogs are those Oscar-Mayer cheese stuffed dogs. If it ain’t those, doesn’t matter if the hot dog is made of beef, pork, soy beans, or horse turds, they’re all trash not even fit to be broken up and given to my dogs as treats
solid troll, also when the gender reveal again?
 
That watermelon Monster Zero hits the spot every morning
Ew Pass GIF
 
Doubt this is a coincidence this was announced the next day

This might be a huge event for Netflix actually. Ill watch that shit. I haven't watched the Nathan's one since they banned KDog.
 
@Illustrious Potentate, if you can't reign yer bech in now on stupid fucking trends and faggoty shit, that shit will just grow like a tumor. Your boy will be sucking dick for fun in no time.
 
I didn’t even know they made vegan rat poop….

 
Doubt this is a coincidence this was announced the next day

They should have a duel on July 4th at the same time as Nathan’s hot dog eating contest and see whose wins the ratings. They’d destroy Nathan’s.

Either Netflix can air it or some sports competition channel
 
@Illustrious Potentate, if you can't reign yer bech in now on stupid fucking trends and faggoty shit, that shit will just grow like a tumor. Your boy will be sucking dick for fun in no time.
Having a god damn girl btw. Back to back nights I’m the last one standing on the river. Ran the damn boat out of gas last night and had to paddle back. Probably gonna do the same here in a minute bech. All swelled up with pride and nobody can hang
 
Having a god damn girl btw. Back to back nights I’m the last one standing on the river. Ran the damn boat out of gas last night and had to paddle back. Probably gonna do the same here in a minute bech. All swelled up with pride and nobody can hang
Oh snap....

When she starts dating....I can only imagine the talk you are going to have with those fella's.
 
Remember: Wipe front to back or the cooties will attack.
 
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