Johnny Weir

huskers1217 said:
mormons are not christians
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jjc2009 said:
The Rev Broncosmitty. Lol.
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My sister and her now husband are peace, love, dope atheists. And they asked me to do their wedding. Had anticipated a lot of hoops to jump through. But Michigan did away with essentially all requirements aside from a certification and registration that I think never needs to be renewed.

So technically, I am lawfully an ordained minister.

Somebody might need to ask RA though, he seems to know my life better than I do
 
Was also their florist.

They featured succulents. And one that I grew for them was “donkey tail spurge”.

Had no idea the latex like goo that it excretes could cause rashes, lesions and even blindness.

I barely could see during the ceremony. And my balls got all scabby.

Avoid donkey tail spurge, Amen.
 
broncosmitty said:
My sister and her now husband are peace, love, dope atheists. And they asked me to do their wedding. Had anticipated a lot of hoops to jump through. But Michigan did away with essentially all requirements aside from a certification and registration that I think never needs to be renewed.

So technically, I am lawfully an ordained minister.

Somebody might need to ask RA though, he seems to know my life better than I do
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Nice to see a fellow man of the cloth amongst these unwashed masses.
 
broncosmitty said:
My sister and her now husband are peace, love, dope atheists. And they asked me to do their wedding. Had anticipated a lot of hoops to jump through. But Michigan did away with essentially all requirements aside from a certification and registration that I think never needs to be renewed.

So technically, I am lawfully an ordained minister.

Somebody might need to ask RA though, he seems to know my life better than I do
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You talk about the nugget pron you watch at that wedding?
 
broncosmitty said:
Was also their florist.

They featured succulents. And one that I grew for them was “donkey tail spurge”.

Had no idea the latex like goo that it excretes could cause rashes, lesions and even blindness.

I barely could see during the ceremony. And my balls got all scabby.

Avoid donkey tail spurge, Amen.
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They should have gotten Dr. Jinx


 
broncosmitty said:
My sister and her now husband are peace, love, dope atheists. And they asked me to do their wedding. Had anticipated a lot of hoops to jump through. But Michigan did away with essentially all requirements aside from a certification and registration that I think never needs to be renewed.

So technically, I am lawfully an ordained minister.

Somebody might need to ask RA though, he seems to know my life better than I do
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My sister asked me to be the backup for her second marriage in CO in case the minister had a conflict Similar deal. Almost anyone can do it if you fill out the papers properly.
 
moxie said:
Like... do it under water? :headscratch:
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It’s a Mormon thing. Basically insertion without thrusting to get around the no sex before marriage rule. As an added bonus, you can have a friend shake the bed while you’re doing it.
 
williewilliejuan said:
It’s a Mormon thing. Basically insertion without thrusting to get around the no sex before marriage rule. As an added bonus, you can have a friend shake the bed while you’re doing it.
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What.
Intheentirefuck??

You are a fucking lieface. This cannot possibly be a real thing. You just want me to ask a mormon so i look like an asshole, don't you? :suspicious:
 
Make sure you get the crusty parts shiny and clean

 
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